Get ready to laugh with these hell puns and jokes that will light up your day! Full of funny wordplay and silly lines, this collection is perfect if you want a smile or something to share with friends. These jokes bring the heat in the best way!
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Hell Puns
Deadlines make me feel like I’m stuck in work hell.
A dying phone battery is pure charging hell.
Being stuck in traffic is road hell.
Forgetting the Wi-Fi password is internet hell.
Mondays always feel like job hell.
Waiting on hold is customer service hell.
Spilling hot coffee is drink hell.
Group projects are teamwork hell.
Cold pizza at night is snack hell.
Losing the TV remote is couch hell.
Autocorrect fails are typing hell.
Tangled wires are cord hell.
An empty snack shelf is shopping hell.
Laundry day is clothes hell.
Small talk in the lift is awkward hell.
Burnt popcorn is movie hell.
Slow Wi-Fi is loading hell.
Glitter mess is cleanup hell.
Alarm clocks are wake-up hell.
Printers with jams are office hell.
Forgetting passwords is login hell.
Cold showers are bathroom hell.
Homework is school hell.
Missing socks are laundry hell.
Long bills are checkout hell.
Flat tires are car hell.
Mushy pasta is kitchen hell.
Spam mail is inbox hell.
Being ignored is dating hell.
Long coffee lines are caffeine hell.
A dead phone is charger hell.
Mosquito bites are summer hell.
No umbrella is rainy-day hell.
Flat soda is drink hell.
Wrong pizza order is dinner hell.
Hell Jokes
Why isn’t there ice in hell?
Because it melts too fast.
Why is the devil always calm?
Because nothing can bother him in the heat.
Why don’t demons need heaters?
Hell is already boiling.
Why didn’t the skeleton move to hell?
He didn’t want to dry out.
Why can’t snowballs go to hell?
They don’t survive the trip.
Why don’t ghosts like hell?
It’s way too hot for them.
Why don’t people get lost in hell?
Every path leads to fire.
Why was the grill jealous of hell?
It couldn’t keep up with the heat.
Why don’t vampires live in hell?
It’s too bright and too busy.
Why did the devil start a gym?
Everyone was already sweating.
Why is the devil bad at cards?
He always plays with fire.
Why don’t elevators work in hell?
They only go down.
Why did hell build a library?
So people could burn through books.
Why is Wi-Fi so bad in hell?
Too many hot spots.
Why don’t demons write books?
The stories have too many holes.
Why did the café in hell close?
The coffee was too hot to drink.
Why don’t devils catch colds?
They already run hot.
Why didn’t the candle go to hell?
It didn’t want the extra flames.
Why does hell charge rent?
Because misery likes company.
Why did the devil fail cooking?
He burned everything.
Why don’t demons go camping?
They hate more heat.
Why did the thermometer move to hell?
It wanted steady work.
Why don’t demons take trips?
Nowhere is hotter than home.
Why did the musician end up in hell?
He kept playing fire tunes.
Why don’t they play hide-and-seek in hell?
The flames give you away.
Why was the ice cube sad in hell?
It melted right away.
Why don’t demons eat fast food?
They prefer slow roasting.
Why is hell good at cooking?
It has endless flames.
Why don’t demons need matches?
Fire follows them everywhere.
Why did the calendar hate hell?
The days never end.
Why don’t houses last in hell?
The walls melt down.
Why did the scarecrow go to hell?
He picked the wrong field.
Why don’t demons share secrets?
They can’t handle the heat of gossip.
Why was the pizza guy scared of hell?
It’s hotter than his oven.
Why do people in hell enjoy summer?
It finally feels normal.
Funny As Hell Jokes
Why don’t comedians go to hell?
The devil doesn’t like being out-funny’d.
Why did hell open a bakery?
Because people love hot bread.
Why don’t demons play football?
They kick the fire too much.
Why is hell bad at customer service?
Every complaint gets burned.
Why don’t devils set alarms?
They already wake up sweating.
Why did the cook quit hell?
The kitchen was too hot.
Why don’t ghosts enjoy hell?
It’s too hot for pale folks.
Why did the teacher send kids to hell?
To practice fire drills.
Why don’t demons play chess?
They burn the board.
Why did the AC fail in hell?
It couldn’t take the heat.
Why did hell hire a DJ?
To play the hottest songs.
Why don’t demons eat ice cream?
It melts right away.
Why did the coffee go to hell?
It wanted to stay hot forever.
Why can’t they make snowmen in hell?
They melt too fast.
Why did the devil open a club?
So people could laugh to death.
Why don’t demons get hangovers?
They already burn inside.
Why was the candle jealous of hell?
Hell burns brighter.
Why don’t devils play hide-and-seek?
Their tails give them away.
Why did hell build a theme park?
To ride fire coasters.
Why don’t demons like selfies?
The heat fogs the camera.
Why did hell add mirrors?
To reflect misery back.
Why was the pizza scared of hell?
Too much heat competition.
Why did the computer crash in hell?
It overheated.
Why don’t demons need sunscreen?
They’re used to flames.
Why did hell open a gym?
Everyone wanted hot bodies.
Why don’t devils drink tea?
It’s never hot enough.
Why was the scarecrow punished in hell?
The field kept burning.
Why did hell ban ice water?
It cooled things down too much.
Why don’t demons have pets?
They’d all roast.
Why was the devil a good salesman?
He always closed hot deals.
Why don’t they play baseball in hell?
The bats burn up.
Why did the elevator break in hell?
It could only go down.
Why don’t demons shop online?
The shipping is too slow.
Why was the party in hell crazy?
The drinks were on fire.
Why don’t comedians fail in hell?
Even silence burns.
Heaven And Hell Jokes
Why don’t angels and devils play chess?
Because the pieces always burn or fly away.
Why was the devil jealous of heaven’s choir?
They sang higher than he ever could.
Why don’t angels visit hell?
They don’t like the fire-red dress code.
Why did the soul pack sunglasses?
It wasn’t sure if it was going to bright heaven or hot hell.
Why was the elevator confused?
It didn’t know if it should go up or down.
Why don’t angels get sunburned?
They live above the clouds.
Why did the demon hate heaven?
It was too bright for him.
Why don’t angels play cards with devils?
The devils always cheat with fire.
Why did heaven open a bakery?
To make angel food cake.
Why don’t they cook in heaven?
Because the food is already perfect.
Why was hell jealous of heaven?
Heaven had cool winds.
Why did the angel bring a ladder?
To climb up to cloud nine.
Why don’t devils sing in the angel choir?
They can only sing low, not high.
Why did the devil take piano lessons?
He wanted to play hot keys.
Why do angels look calm?
Because stress can’t enter heaven.
Why don’t demons get invited to heaven’s parties?
They bring too much heat.
Why was heaven so quiet?
Everyone was resting on clouds.
Why don’t angels need phones?
They already have perfect connections.
Why was the devil afraid of the cloud?
It kept backing up souls.
Why do angels like math?
Because they count blessings.
Why don’t devils use elevators?
They prefer the hot stairs down.
Why did the soul carry sunscreen?
It didn’t know if it was going to light or fire.
Why was the angel bad at jokes?
They were too clean and safe.
Why did the demon open a gym?
To keep people burning calories.
Why don’t angels have Wi-Fi problems?
They have heavenly signals.
Why did hell open a nightclub?
Because people were already dancing in flames.
Why was heaven the best vacation spot?
The view was out of this world.
Why did the devil get a speeding ticket?
He rushed straight down to hell.
Why don’t angels play hide-and-seek?
Their halos give them away.
Why was the grill jealous of hell?
Hell’s fire was hotter.
Why do angels make good friends?
They lift people up.
Why don’t demons make good cooks?
They burn everything.
Why did heaven open a library?
So people could read in peace forever.
Why don’t angels panic?
They live above all problems.
Why did the devil fail art class?
Everything he painted turned to flames.
Going To Hell Jokes
Why did the lazy kid say he’s going to hell?
Because he never did his homework.
Why did the gamer joke about going to hell?
He already spends hours in fire levels.
Why did the cat think it’s going to hell?
It knocked over the Bible on purpose.
Why did the comedian say he’s going to hell?
His jokes roast people too much.
Why did the cook think she’s going to hell?
She burns every dish.
Why did the student joke about going to hell?
He copied answers and still failed.
Why did the dog think it’s going to hell?
It chewed up the priest’s shoes.
Why did the coffee lover say he’s going to hell?
He puts more sugar than coffee.
Why did the teen think she’s going to hell?
She told her mom “five more minutes” for the 100th time.
Why did the singer say he’s going to hell?
He couldn’t hit a single note.
Why did the mechanic joke about going to hell?
He charged too much for an oil change.
Why did the barber think he’s going to hell?
He gave more bad cuts than good ones.
Why did the dog walker say she’s going to hell?
She forgot the poop bags again.
Why did the baker joke about going to hell?
He ate all his own cookies.
Why did the taxi driver say he’s going to hell?
He didn’t turn on the meter.
Why did the phone addict joke about going to hell?
He scrolled past ten “pray now” posts.
Why did the movie fan think he’s going to hell?
He spoiled the ending for everyone.
Why did the dog groomer say she’s going to hell?
She gave a poodle bad bangs.
Why did the student say he’s going to hell?
He skipped class to watch Netflix.
Why did the office worker joke about going to hell?
He pressed “reply all” by mistake.
Why did the gamer laugh about going to hell?
He rage-quit and smashed his controller.
Why did the cat owner say she’s going to hell?
She laughed when her cat broke the vase.
Why did the teacher joke about going to hell?
She gave homework on Christmas break.
Why did the fast-food worker say he’s going to hell?
He left out the fries on purpose.
Why did the sister say she’s going to hell?
She changed the TV channel when her brother left.
Why did the dog owner joke about going to hell?
He blamed his fart on the dog.
Why did the coffee fan think she’s going to hell?
She skipped church for Starbucks.
Why did the kid say he’s going to hell?
He ate the last cookie and blamed the dog.
Why did the neighbor joke about going to hell?
He borrowed tools and never returned them.
Why did the singer say she’s going to hell?
She sang off-key in the church choir.
Why did the worker joke about going to hell?
He said “I’ll do it tomorrow” for weeks.
Why did the prankster say he’s going to hell?
He put hot sauce in the donuts.
Why did the mom joke about going to hell?
She told her kid the ice cream truck only plays music when it’s empty.
Why did the student say she’s going to hell?
She peeked at a friend’s answers.
Why did the husband joke about going to hell?
He said he loved his wife’s cooking while hiding takeout.
Hell Jokes One Liners
Hell is just Wi-Fi that never works.
I wanted a hot date, not a hot seat in hell.
Hell feels like Monday every single day.
If I end up in hell, I hope they have cold coffee.
My GPS keeps saying “next stop: hell.”
Hell is one big group chat that won’t stop buzzing.
Printers in hell always say “paper jam.”
My burnt cooking could open hell’s restaurant.
Hell is traffic with no AC.
Even hell doesn’t want my bills.
If hell means chores, I’ll pass.
Hell is covered in glitter you can’t clean.
Waking up to an alarm is a taste of hell.
In hell, socks vanish forever.
I’ll probably be late to hell too.
Hell is a phone that always says “1% battery.”
Christmas mall parking is just hell on Earth.
Hell smells like burnt popcorn.
If hell has taxes, I already live there.
Hell plays “we need to talk” on repeat.
If hell has snacks, I’ll survive.
In hell, videos never stop buffering.
Hell is a place with no coffee.
Phone at 1%?
That’s mini-hell.
Hell is being on hold forever.
Hell plays the same elevator music nonstop.
Hell is school projects with lazy partners.
Even in hell, I’ll hit snooze.
Hell is glitter that sticks to you forever.
Hell is as hot as my laptop when it overheats.
My messy inbox looks like hell already.
Hell is running out of toilet paper too late.
If hell has no memes, I’m not going.
Hell is watching fries you can’t eat.
Even hell would say I’m too sarcastic.
