Want a fun laugh? These Navy jokes are silly, clever, and sure to make you sail with smiles. Perfect to share with friends or family for some lighthearted fun!
Table of Contents
Navy Jokes
Why did the sailor bring a ladder on the ship?
He wanted to climb up in rank!
Why did the sailor carry a pencil?
So he could draw his weapon!
Why didn’t the sailor play cards?
He didn’t want to get decked!
Why did the Navy ship go to the doctor?
It had too many mood waves.
What music do sailors love?
Anything that rocks the boat!
Why did the sailor get kicked out of the bar?
He couldn’t hold his rum!
How do sailors stay dry when it rains?
They stay below sea level.
Why did the submarine turn red?
It saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why don’t sailors get lost?
They always follow their compass.
Why did the sailor sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time!
What did the Navy cook say at dinner?
“Hold your plates before they float away!”
Why did the sailor get a promotion?
He always went overboard to help!
Why did the Navy add Wi-Fi on ships?
So sailors can surf while they serve!
Why are sailors funny?
They tell jokes in waves!
Why did the sailor like math?
He was good at drawing maps.
What do you call a lazy sailor?
A ship slacker!
Why didn’t the sailor eat dessert?
He didn’t want to sink his diet.
What’s a sailor’s favorite workout?
The plank!
Why did the captain bring string?
To tie up loose ends.
Why did the sailor sleep with one eye open?
To watch for sea secrets!
Why didn’t the sailor’s jokes work?
They went overboard!
What’s a sailor’s favorite game?
Battleship!
Why did the ship stop moving?
It got lazy and dropped anchor.
Why did the sailor bring a laptop on deck?
To check his sea-mail.
Why did the sailor lose all his money?
He spent it all on the high seas.
What did the wave say after hitting the ship?
“Sorry, I was tide up!”
Why did the captain read every night?
He loved diving into stories.
What’s a sailor’s favorite drink?
Ship tea!
Why did the sailor get seasick?
He couldn’t handle the current!
Why did the captain move up so fast?
He steered his career the right way.
Why did the sailor join a band?
He loved sea notes.
Why was the sailor a great friend?
He was always shore of himself.
What do you call a polite sailor?
A nautical gentleman!
Navy Jokes One Liners
My ship and I understand each other, we both drift sometimes.
Sailors don’t need maps; they follow their heart and the birds.
I told my ship a joke, it went overboard laughing.
My sea legs work better than my real legs.
I tried a sailor joke, but it sank fast.
The Navy taught me discipline and how to sleep anywhere.
I don’t get seasick, I just feel a little wavey.
Anchors are heavy, but my humor’s light.
The ocean called, it wants its waves back.
A sailor’s diet is simple: sun, sea, and rum.
My compass always points to coffee.
In the Navy, a “splash” means getting soaked.
My clothes are neat, but my schedule’s not.
I joined the Navy for adventure and free laundry.
I wave at the ocean; sometimes it waves back.
My ship changes moods like the tide.
I told my captain I was bored, he gave me the deck.
Even naps are planned in the Navy.
My favorite workout is the plank, no gym needed.
Sailors don’t daydream, they sea-dream.
My ship runs on coffee and courage.
Calm seas mean the ocean’s just holding its breath.
My jokes float, even if I don’t.
I drop anchors and punchlines with style.
I’ve seen more waves than a surfer.
In the Navy, “surfing” means fighting storms.
I asked the ocean for advice, it said, “Go with the flow.”
My ship’s Wi-Fi moves slower than a snailfish.
I salute the sun every morning, it never misses duty.
My heart belongs to the sea and maybe the cook.
Sailor life: eat, sleep, sail, repeat.
I don’t count sheep, I count waves.
My humor runs deep like the ocean.
I told myself, “You shore look good today.”
The Navy taught me one truth, calm seas can still surprise you.
Funny Navy Jokes
Why did the sailor bring a broom on the ship?
To clean the deck!
Why did the ocean blush at the Navy ship?
It saw the ship’s bottom!
Why don’t sailors trust the ocean?
Because it’s always doing something fishy.
Why did the sailor sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time.
Why did the Navy cook get a promotion?
His food was amazing!
Why did the captain bring a pencil to sea?
In case he had to draw his sword.
Why did the sailor get in trouble at the movies?
He kept shouting “Ship ahead!”
Why did the sailor take a rope to the party?
He wanted to tie one on!
Why don’t sailors worry too much?
They just go with the flow.
Why did the Navy recruit love math?
He was good at making maps!
Why did the sailor wear sunglasses at night?
His future looked bright.
Why didn’t the submarine want to fight?
It didn’t want to go down in history.
Why did the sailor get an anchor tattoo?
He wanted something to keep him grounded.
Why did the Navy ship go to school?
To get better at sailing!
Why did the sailor bring soap to sea?
He wanted to clean the ocean.
Why did the sailor carry string?
To tie up loose ends.
Why did the sailor turn red during training?
He couldn’t handle all the drills!
Why did the Navy officer snap his pencil?
He couldn’t take the pressure.
Why did the captain ask for quiet?
He didn’t want to make waves.
Why did the sailor bring a notebook?
To write sea notes.
Why did the sailor get lost?
He followed the wrong current!
Why did the sailor eat near the dock?
He wanted a light anchor snack.
Why didn’t the ocean argue back?
It didn’t want to make a scene.
Why did the sailor join a music band?
He liked playing sea tunes.
Why did the sailor fail swimming class?
He didn’t follow the current.
Why did the sailor nap on the deck?
He wanted to rest his sea legs.
Why did the ship become friends with clouds?
They both love floating around!
Why did the sailor start telling jokes?
He wanted to cheer up his crew.
Why did the captain carry a camera?
To take pictures of the sea view.
Why did the sailor always smile?
He was in a good boat mood.
Why did the ship stay calm in a storm?
It had a strong captain!
Why did the sailor carry an umbrella?
In case of a wave or a drizzle!
Why did the ship tell bad jokes?
Because they made the crew sea-riously laugh!
Army Navy Jokes
Why did the soldier and sailor argue?
They both thought their uniforms looked better!
Why did the soldier bring a map on the ship?
He didn’t want to get lost at sea.
Why did the sailor visit the Army base?
He wanted to learn about life on land.
Why did the soldier stay away from the ocean?
He didn’t want to be in deep water.
Why did the soldier and sailor go fishing?
They wanted some peace and quiet.
Why did the soldier and sailor get along?
They both liked following orders and waves.
Why did the Army and Navy have a race?
To see who was faster on land or water!
Why did the sailor bring an anchor to the Army base?
He wanted to hold his ground.
Why did the soldier wear boots on the ship?
He didn’t trust flip-flops at sea.
Why did the sailor tell the soldier to relax?
Because he was making waves!
Why did the soldier join the Navy band?
He wanted to play sea songs instead of march music.
Why did the sailor go camping with soldiers?
He wanted to try sleeping on dry land.
Why did the soldier and sailor eat together?
They wanted land and sea food!
Why did the soldier laugh at the sailor’s joke?
It was shore funny!
Why did the soldier bring a bucket on the ship?
In case something spilled on deck.
Why did the sailor join Army training?
He wanted to stay grounded for once.
Why did the soldier bring binoculars on the ship?
To look for enemies at sea.
Why did the sailor challenge the soldier to push-ups?
He wanted to prove he could handle the waves and the reps!
Why did the soldier tease the sailor?
He thought sea life was too easy.
Why did the sailor call the Army for help?
He needed support on land.
Why did the soldier join a ship’s crew?
He wanted to learn how to follow the waves.
Why did the sailor shake hands with the soldier?
To show respect between land and sea.
Why did the soldier and sailor open a restaurant?
They called it “Surf and Turf.”
Why did the soldier like visiting the beach?
He could stand his ground near the shore.
Why did the sailor wear boots?
To fit in with the soldiers.
Why did the soldier and sailor skip dessert?
They were watching their ranks!
Why did the sailor salute a mountain?
He thought it looked like a wave.
Why did the soldier get seasick?
He wasn’t used to following the waves.
Why did the sailor invite the soldier to dinner?
To talk about ranks over fish and steak.
Why did the sailor laugh during Army drills?
He thought the jokes were dry!
Why did the soldier learn to swim?
So he wouldn’t get out-ranked at sea.
Why did the sailor visit boot camp?
He thought it was a shoe store!
Why did the soldier and sailor bring umbrellas?
For rain on land or waves at sea.
Why did the sailor respect the soldier?
He always stood his ground.
Why did the soldier and sailor become friends?
Because they both serve proudly on land and sea!
Marine Navy Jokes
Why did the Marine bring sunscreen on the ship?
He didn’t want to get a sea sunburn!
Why did the sailor race the Marine?
He wanted to see who could run on water first!
Why did the Marine bring a towel on board?
He knew it might get a bit wavey.
Why did the Marine and sailor go fishing?
They wanted some real training.
Why did the Marine visit the Navy base?
He wanted to see what dry land duty felt like.
Why did the sailor bring a life jacket to the meeting?
He knew the Marine’s stories would be deep!
Why did the Marine sit near the captain?
He wanted to stay close to the boss.
Why did the sailor skip push-ups with Marines?
Because Marines never give up!
Why did the Marine pack extra boots?
In case the Navy waves got too strong!
Why did the sailor call the Marine brave?
Because he never sank under pressure.
Why did the Marine take notes on the ship?
He wanted to learn how to stay afloat.
Why did the sailor salute the Marine?
He didn’t want to start a splash fight.
Why did the Marine stay above deck?
He liked being above sea level.
Why did the sailor laugh at the Marine’s joke?
Because it was shore funny!
Why did the Marine bring a rope?
To keep things neat and tight.
Why did the Navy invite Marines to dinner?
They wanted a little muscle on deck.
Why did the Marine call the sailor his brother?
Because they’re both part of one big sea family.
Why did the sailor bring a camera to Marine training?
To catch all the action.
Why did the Marine and sailor get along?
They both follow orders and waves.
Why did the Marine wear sunglasses on the ship?
Because his future looked bright.
Why did the sailor trust the Marine?
He never went overboard with jokes.
Why did the Marine go to the ship’s gym?
To stay in good shape.
Why did the Navy ship invite Marines aboard?
It needed extra strength to stay steady!
Why did the sailor call a Marine in a storm?
He needed strong backup.
Why did the Marine bring earplugs to the ship?
To block out the sailor’s long stories!
Why did the sailor avoid arguing with Marines?
Because they never back down.
Why did the Marine bring snacks on deck?
He heard lunch would be light!
Why did the sailor and Marine play cards?
They both liked facing challenges.
Why did the Marine skip swimming with sailors?
He didn’t want to get caught in an argument.
Why did the sailor admire the Marine?
He always stood firm through waves.
Why did the Marine and sailor laugh at drills?
Land and sea jokes always float!
Why did the captain call the Marines brave?
They never wave goodbye to a fight.
Why did the Marine use binoculars on the ship?
To spot trouble before it came close.
Why did the Marine and sailor share coffee?
They both needed energy for duty.
Why did the Marine salute the ship?
Because respect comes before rank and waves after!
Humor Navy Jokes
Why did the sailor bring a ladder?
He wanted to climb up in rank!
Why did the ship turn red?
It saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why don’t sailors get lost?
They always follow their compass.
Why did the sailor carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw something.
Why did the sailor go to school?
To get better at sea!
Why did the Navy ship see a therapist?
It had too many emotional waves.
Why did the sailor bring rope?
To tie up loose ends.
Why did the captain bring a map to dinner?
He didn’t want to lose his way to the plate.
Why did the sailor nap on deck?
He wanted to rest his sea legs.
Why did the Navy cook get promoted?
His food was amazing!
Why did the submarine avoid fighting?
It didn’t want to go down in history.
Why did the sailor carry an umbrella?
For rain or waves.
Why did the ship stay calm in a storm?
It had a strong captain.
Why did the sailor tell jokes on deck?
To make the crew happy.
Why did the sailor always carry coffee?
To stay awake on long shifts.
Why did the sailor join the band?
He liked playing sea music.
Why did the ship get promoted?
It did a great job on deck.
Why did the sailor wear sunglasses at night?
His future was bright!
Why did the Navy officer break his pencil?
He couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the sailor sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time.
Why did the ship make friends with clouds?
They both love floating.
Why did the sailor bring soap?
To clean the sea!
Why did the sailor wave at the ocean?
Because it waved back.
Why did the ship invite a Marine onboard?
It needed more strength.
Why did the sailor blush at the captain?
He didn’t want to make waves.
Why did the sailor take notes?
To remember all the rules at sea.
Why did the captain bring string?
To keep things tight.
Why did the sailor enjoy calm seas?
He could relax and joke.
Why did the ship laugh at the storm?
It thought the waves were funny.
Why did the sailor eat at the dock?
He wanted a light meal.
Why did the sailor count waves?
He didn’t want to count sheep.
Why did the Navy ship tell jokes?
Because laughter floats.
Why did the sailor salute the sun?
It woke up first!
Why did the sailor bring a camera?
To take pictures of the sea.
Why did the ship stay on schedule?
It didn’t want to miss a wave.
