Get ready to laugh! These Fat Jokes are full of simple, funny jokes about extra inches. Whether you like puns or just a good joke, these will make you smile and giggle easily.
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Fat Jokes
Why did the fat tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the fat book sit in the library all day?
Because it wanted to be well-read!
Why did the fat donut go to therapy?
It had too many holes in its life!
Why did the fat pancake feel lonely?
Because it felt flat without syrup!
Why did the fat dog sit on the scale?
It wanted to weigh in on things!
Why did the fat sandwich break up with the salad?
It couldn’t handle the dressing!
Why did the fat cow become a comedian?
Because it wanted to milk the audience!
Why did the fat cookie get promoted?
Because it was smart and full of chips!
Why did the fat burger go to school?
It wanted to be a little smarter!
Why did the fat elephant bring a suitcase?
It wanted to pack on some fun!
Why did the fat jelly feel shy?
Because it didn’t want to spread out!
Why did the fat ice cream cone feel sad?
It melted under pressure!
Why did the fat pizza apply for a job?
It wanted a slice of the action!
Why did the fat sheep sit in the corner?
It didn’t want to be fleeced!
Why did the fat pancake go to the gym?
It wanted to flip its life around!
Why did the fat cupcake go to school?
It wanted to get a little frosting on its knowledge!
Why did the fat cookie fail the test?
It couldn’t concentrate!
Why did the fat donut go to school?
It wanted to fill in the gaps!
Why did the fat chicken cross the road?
It was too stuffed to fly!
Why did the fat apple sit on the tree?
It wanted to keep its balance!
Why did the fat banana go to the party?
It wanted to split!
Why did the fat spaghetti go to the party?
It wanted to noodle around!
Why did the fat potato sit on the couch?
It didn’t want to mash around!
Why did the fat ice cream go to school?
It wanted to chill with smart friends!
Why did the fat meatball join the team?
It wanted to roll with the best!
Why did the fat pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby!
Why did the fat peanut go to school?
It wanted to be a little nutty!
Why did the fat sandwich go to the party?
It wanted to get a little extra filling!
Why did the fat hamburger sit in the sun?
It wanted to get a little well-done!
Why did the fat cookie sit on the bench?
It needed a break from crumbling!
Why did the fat cupcake get invited to the party?
Because it brought the sprinkles!
Why did the fat candy feel happy?
Because life was sweet!
Why did the fat chocolate sit alone?
It didn’t want to melt under pressure!
Fat Her Jokes
Why did fat her take a nap on the couch?
Because the couch looked comfier than the bed!
Why did fat her bring a ladder to the kitchen?
To reach the top shelf of snacks!
Why did fat her sit by the fridge all day?
Because she wanted a cold friend!
Why did fat her wear stretchy pants?
Because they hugged her just right!
Why did fat her join the bakery?
She wanted to be around dough!
Why did fat her carry extra plates?
Because one plate was never enough!
Why did fat her bring a pillow to the movie theater?
So she could sit comfortably for hours!
Why did fat her bring a backpack to dinner?
She wanted to pack some leftovers!
Why did fat her love pizza parties?
Because more slices mean more fun!
Why did fat her take two chairs at lunch?
Because one chair was too small for comfort!
Why did fat her order extra dessert?
Because one wasn’t nearly enough!
Why did fat her sit near the heater?
Because warm food tastes better!
Why did fat her love movie snacks?
Because popcorn is always a good idea!
Why did fat her carry snacks in her purse?
Because you never know when hunger strikes!
Why did fat her stay home on Monday?
Because the fridge called her name!
Why did fat her smile at the buffet?
Because every dish looked amazing!
Why did fat her hug her pillow tight?
Because it felt like a soft friend!
Why did fat her take the long way to the kitchen?
More steps mean more fun!
Why did fat her laugh at the bakery?
Because donuts are just hilarious!
Why did fat her join the picnic?
Because she heard there would be plenty to eat!
Why did fat her love chocolate?
Because it melts her worries away!
Why did fat her carry extra napkins?
Because eating is a messy job sometimes!
Why did fat her smile at the fridge?
Because it always had surprises!
Why did fat her take the biggest plate?
Because size matters at a buffet!
Why did fat her sit next to dessert?
So she could reach it faster!
Why did fat her bring a chair to the fridge?
Because waiting for snacks is tiring!
Why did fat her love Sunday brunch?
Because pancakes make everything better!
Why did fat her sit in the comfiest chair?
Because comfort is priceless!
Why did fat her bring a blanket to the kitchen?
Because snacks are better when cozy!
Why did fat her love fruit pies?
Because she’s sweet like them!
Why did fat her laugh at the cake?
Because frosting makes life funny!
Why did fat her carry a tote to the bakery?
Because one treat isn’t enough!
Why did fat her hug the ice cream?
Because it was cold but kind!
Why did fat her sit near the snacks?
So nothing gets away!
Why did fat her love family dinners?
Because food tastes better with smiles!
Why did fat her keep a cookie jar nearby?
Because happiness is just a cookie away!
Why did fat her smile while cooking?
Because delicious food equals joy!
Your Mama’s So Fat Jokes
Your mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!
Because the whole living room shakes!
Your mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell “Taxi!”
Because she looks like a moving cab!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide!
Because even bears need space!
Your mama’s so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss three episodes!
Because she blocks the screen!
Your mama’s so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, it bends!
Because colors can’t handle the weight!
Your mama’s so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says “One at a time, please!”
Because it’s overloaded!
Your mama’s so fat, when she steps on the beach, the tide comes in!
Because the sand can’t hold her!
Your mama’s so fat, when she jumps in the pool, it’s called a tsunami!
Because waves everywhere!
Your mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
Because the ground can’t handle the pressure!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants ask for her autograph!
Because she’s the real giant!
Your mama’s so fat, when she sits on a seesaw, it’s always stuck!
Because balance isn’t possible!
Your mama’s so fat, when she spins in a chair, it’s a windstorm!
Because everything flies!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes on a diet, the fridge cries!
Because snacks are sad!
Your mama’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, it looks like a stop sign!
Because everyone stops to stare!
Your mama’s so fat, when she runs, the ground shakes like an earthquake!
Because even the earth feels it!
Your mama’s so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says “To be continued…”
Because the numbers can’t fit!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes to the park, the swings scream!
Because they can’t hold her!
Your mama’s so fat, when she steps in a puddle, it becomes a lake!
Because water spreads out everywhere!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes bowling, she knocks down all the pins without rolling!
Because gravity helps her!
Your mama’s so fat, when she wears stripes, people think she’s a barcode!
Because scanning is impossible!
Your mama’s so fat, when she sits in the sun, she makes her own shadow eclipse!
Because the sun hides!
Your mama’s so fat, when she dances, it causes an earthquake alert!
Because the floor can’t handle it!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes hiking, mountains move out of the way!
Because she’s unstoppable!
Your mama’s so fat, when she jumps rope, the rope breaks from exhaustion!
Because even ropes have limits!
Your mama’s so fat, when she sits on a swing, it bends in half!
Because swings aren’t that strong!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes to the ice cream truck, the truck melts!
Because she’s too hot to handle!
Your mama’s so fat, when she wears a hat, it’s a tent!
Because one size doesn’t fit!
Your mama’s so fat, when she walks in the rain, puddles form rivers!
Because water runs away!
Your mama’s so fat, when she gets in a boat, it becomes an island!
Because there’s no room left!
Your mama’s so fat, when she stands on the weighing scale, it says “Call for backup!”
Because one scale isn’t enough!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes to the circus, she becomes the main attraction!
Because the elephants step aside!
Your mama’s so fat, when she sits on a chair, it files for retirement!
Because it can’t take it anymore!
Your mama’s so fat, when she takes a selfie, the camera says “Too wide!”
Because she fills the frame completely!
Your mama’s so fat, when she turns sideways, she disappears!
Because she’s everywhere!
Your mama’s so fat, when she goes swimming, the pool calls for reinforcements!
Because there’s no room left!
Your mama’s so fat, when she eats cake, the cake asks for mercy!
Because it can’t keep up!
Your mama’s so fat, when she enters a room, the floor says “Help!”
Because even the floor surrenders!
Yo Mama’s So Fat Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, people yell “Stop!”
Because she blocks the whole street!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on a swing, it touches the ground!
Because nothing can hold her up!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she steps in the pool, it overflows!
Because water can’t hold her!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumps on the trampoline, it breaks!
Because even trampolines surrender!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss the show!
Because she blocks the screen!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people think it’s a taxi!
Because it’s time to hop in!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits in a chair, the chair calls for help!
Because it can’t take it!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the beach, she makes her own tide!
Because sand can’t hold her!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits in the sun, it creates its own shadow!
Because one shadow isn’t enough!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she eats cake, the cake asks for mercy!
Because it can’t keep up!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she runs, the ground shakes!
Because even the earth feels it!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears stripes, people think she’s a barcode!
Because scanning is impossible!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the circus, she becomes the main attraction!
Because even the elephants step aside!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she hits oil!
Because the pressure is too much!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on a seesaw, it gets stuck!
Because balance isn’t possible!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she dances, it triggers an earthquake alert!
Because the floor can’t handle it!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumps rope, the rope breaks!
Because it can’t handle her!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes hiking, mountains move out of the way!
Because she’s unstoppable!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she enters a room, the floor surrenders!
Because it can’t hold her weight!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, it bends!
Because colors can’t handle it!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes swimming, the pool calls for backup!
Because there’s no room left!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she hugs someone, the room fills up!
Because there’s no space left!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a hat, it becomes a tent!
Because one size doesn’t fit!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she steps in a puddle, it becomes a lake!
Because water spreads everywhere!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on the couch, it creaks for hours!
Because it’s tired already!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes bowling, she knocks all the pins without rolling!
Because gravity does the work!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she smiles, the mirror says “Whoa!”
Because it can’t reflect everything!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a swimsuit, the beach gets crowded!
Because she fills it up!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she climbs stairs, they collapse!
Because they can’t take her weight!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on the porch, the chair files for retirement!
Because it can’t hold her anymore!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits in the car, it needs a bigger garage!
Because there’s no room!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she eats ice cream, the cone melts instantly!
Because she’s too hot!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a selfie, the camera says “Too wide!”
Because she fills the frame completely!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she spins in a chair, it creates a windstorm!
Because everything flies!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she steps outside, the sun hides!
Because it can’t handle the heat!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a party, the buffet cries!
Because it can’t keep up!
Your Mama So Fat Jokes
Your mama so fat, when she sits in the sun, she creates her own shadow!
Because one shadow isn’t enough!
Your mama so fat, when she steps in the pool, it overflows!
Because water can’t hold her!
Your mama so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss the show!
Because she blocks the screen!
Your mama so fat, when she jumps on a trampoline, it breaks!
Because even trampolines surrender!
Your mama so fat, when she wears stripes, people think she’s a barcode!
Because scanning is impossible!
Your mama so fat, when she sits on a swing, it touches the ground!
Because nothing can hold her up!
Your mama so fat, when she sits on a seesaw, it gets stuck!
Because balance isn’t possible!
Your mama so fat, when she dances, it triggers an earthquake alert!
Because the floor can’t handle it!
Your mama so fat, when she jumps rope, the rope breaks!
Because it can’t handle her!
Your mama so fat, when she enters a room, the floor surrenders!
Because it can’t hold her weight!
Your mama so fat, when she sits on the couch, it creaks for hours!
Because it’s tired already!
Your mama so fat, when she smiles, the mirror says “Whoa!”
Because it can’t reflect everything!
Your mama so fat, when she wears a swimsuit, the beach gets crowded!
Because she fills it up!
Your mama so fat, when she climbs stairs, they collapse!
Because they can’t take her weight!
Your mama so fat, when she sits on the porch, the chair files for retirement!
Because it can’t hold her anymore!
Your mama so fat, when she sits in the car, it needs a bigger garage!
Because there’s no room!
Your mama so fat, when she eats ice cream, the cone melts instantly!
Because she’s too hot!
Your mama so fat, when she spins in a chair, it creates a windstorm!
Because everything flies!
Your mama so fat, when she goes to a party, the buffet cries!
Because it can’t keep up!
Your mama so fat, when she steps in a puddle, it becomes a lake!
Because water spreads everywhere!
Your mama so fat, when she wears a red dress, people yell “Stop!”
Because she blocks the whole street!
Your mama so fat, when she eats cake, the cake asks for mercy!
Because it can’t keep up!
Your mama so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, it bends!
Because colors can’t handle it!
Your mama so fat, when she goes swimming, the pool calls for backup!
Because there’s no room left!
Your mama so fat, when she hugs someone, the room fills up!
Because there’s no space left!
Your mama so fat, when she wears a hat, it becomes a tent!
Because one size doesn’t fit!
Your mama so fat, when she goes bowling, she knocks all the pins without rolling!
Because gravity does the work!
Your mama so fat, when she goes camping, the tents ask for more space!
Because she takes up the whole ground!
Your mama so fat, when she walks in the rain, puddles turn into rivers!
Because water runs away!
Your mama so fat, when she hugs the couch, it files a complaint!
Because it can’t handle her!
Your mama so fat, when she spins, it creates a mini tornado!
Because the air can’t handle her!
Your mama so fat, when she sits at the table, everyone moves over!
Because there’s no room left!
Your mama so fat, when she eats breakfast, the cereal asks for help!
Because it can’t keep up!
Your mama so fat, when she opens the fridge, the lights blink “Too full!”
Because it can’t handle her presence!
Your mama so fat, when she sits on the floor, it cracks!
Because it can’t take the weight!
Your mama so fat, when she sits outside, clouds gather for shade!
Because even the sun can’t handle her!
Funny Fat Jokes
Why did the fat cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be well-rounded!
Why did the fat pancake go to the gym?
It wanted to flip its life around!
Why did the fat dog bring a backpack?
Because one snack is never enough!
Why did the fat tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the fat donut sit in the sun?
Because it wanted to get a little warm!
Why did the fat pizza apply for a job?
It wanted a slice of the action!
Why did the fat sandwich go to the party?
It wanted to get stuffed!
Why did the fat burger go to school?
It wanted to be a little smarter!
Why did the fat cookie sit on the bench?
It needed a break from crumbling!
Why did the fat ice cream cone feel nervous?
Because it was about to melt under pressure!
Why did the fat pancake feel lonely?
Because it felt flat without syrup!
Why did the fat cupcake go to school?
It wanted to get a little frosting on its knowledge!
Why did the fat jelly feel shy?
Because it didn’t want to spread out!
Why did the fat meatball join the team?
It wanted to roll with the best!
Why did the fat cookie get promoted?
Because it was full of chips and wisdom!
Why did the fat dog sit on the scale?
It wanted to weigh in on things!
Why did the fat apple sit on the tree?
It wanted to keep its balance!
Why did the fat banana go to the party?
It wanted to split!
Why did the fat spaghetti go to the party?
It wanted to noodle around!
Why did the fat potato sit on the couch?
It didn’t want to mash around!
Why did the fat pancake go to the gym?
It wanted to get in shape for breakfast!
Why did the fat cupcake get invited to the party?
Because it brought the sprinkles!
Why did the fat candy feel happy?
Because life was sweet!
Why did the fat chocolate sit alone?
It didn’t want to melt under pressure!
Why did the fat cookie feel proud?
Because it was smart and sweet!
Why did the fat pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby!
Why did the fat peanut go to school?
It wanted to be a little nutty!
Why did the fat sandwich carry extra plates?
Because one plate was never enough!
Why did the fat jellybean hide?
Because it didn’t want to be squished!
Why did the fat cupcake sit near dessert?
So it could reach it faster!
Why did the fat chocolate bar go to work?
Because it wanted a sweet promotion!
Why did the fat popcorn sit at the movies?
Because it wanted to be in every scene!
Why did the fat cookie laugh at the milk?
Because they make a perfect pair!
Why did the fat ice cream go to school?
It wanted to chill with smart friends!
Why did the fat donut feel excited?
Because life is hole-y awesome!
