Nurses work hard every day to help others, but they also need a good laugh. These Nurse Jokes show that laughter really is the best cure. Whether you’re a busy nurse, a student learning about medicine, or just someone who likes funny stuff, these jokes will make you smile. Take a short break, relax, and enjoy some clean nurse humor that will brighten your day!
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Nurse Jokes
Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Why did the nurse need a pencil sharpener?
Because she wanted to take some fine notes.
Why did the nurse always carry a thermometer?
She liked to stay cool under pressure.
Why was the nurse always calm during emergencies?
Because she had lots of patients.
Why did the nurse go to art class?
To learn how to draw blood better.
Why was the nurse good at basketball?
Because she knew how to take shots.
Why did the nurse stay at the hospital late?
Because her shift was in critical condition.
Why did the nurse always smile?
Because laughter was the best medicine.
Why did the nurse carry a notebook?
She liked to keep tabs on her patients.
Why was the nurse so good at math?
Because she could always count on her patients.
Why did the nurse become a gardener?
She had a natural cure for everything.
Why did the nurse sit on the clock?
She wanted to be on time.
Why did the nurse go broke?
Because she gave all her patients their change.
Why did the nurse get promoted?
Because she had great bedside manners.
Why did the nurse take her phone to work?
To check her vital apps.
Why was the nurse always running?
Because she was on call.
Why did the nurse take a ladder to work?
To reach a higher level of care.
Why was the nurse so good at poker?
Because she always kept a straight face.
Why did the nurse like using bandages?
Because she loved patching things up.
Why did the nurse always carry snacks?
To prevent her patients from feeling crummy.
Why did the nurse wear red shoes?
To show she had sole.
Why did the nurse take music lessons?
To improve her patient’s rhythm.
Why did the nurse like computers?
Because she loved taking bytes.
Why did the nurse open a bakery?
Because she was great at making dough rise.
Why was the nurse great at telling jokes?
Because she always got a healthy laugh.
Why did the nurse go to the beach?
She needed some vitamin sea.
Why was the nurse a good secret keeper?
She kept everything confidential.
Why did the nurse carry a flashlight?
For when her patients were in the dark.
Why did the nurse get kicked out of class?
For taking someone’s temperature without permission.
Why did the nurse go to the comedy club?
To work on her bedside humor.
Why did the nurse bring string to work?
To tie up loose ends.
Why was the nurse afraid of stairs?
Because they were always up to something.
Why did the nurse get a ticket?
For speeding through her rounds.
Why did the nurse like superheroes?
Because they also save lives.
Why did the nurse keep her room tidy?
To keep germs from feeling at home.
Registered Nurse Jokes
Why did the registered nurse bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Why did the registered nurse always carry a clipboard?
Because she liked to stay organized and in control.
Why did the registered nurse go to art school?
To get better at drawing blood.
Why was the registered nurse always calm in chaos?
Because she had lots of patients.
Why did the registered nurse take her laptop to work?
To keep her files in good health.
Why did the registered nurse love math?
Because she could always count on her patients.
Why did the registered nurse get a promotion?
Because she showed real heart in her work.
Why did the registered nurse bring a ladder to the hospital?
To reach new levels of care.
Why did the registered nurse take her phone everywhere?
She needed to check her vital apps.
Why did the registered nurse go to the comedy show?
To boost her patient’s morale.
Why was the registered nurse always early to work?
Because she hated to miss a pulse.
Why did the registered nurse sit by the window?
She needed a little fresh air therapy.
Why did the registered nurse wear red shoes?
To keep her sole healthy.
Why did the registered nurse carry snacks?
To keep her patients from feeling crummy.
Why was the registered nurse great at poker?
Because she always kept a straight face.
Why did the registered nurse go to the beach?
To relax with some vitamin sea.
Why did the registered nurse carry extra gloves?
She liked to stay hands-on.
Why was the registered nurse so good at music?
Because she always kept a steady rhythm.
Why did the registered nurse carry a flashlight?
To guide her patients out of the dark.
Why did the registered nurse love superheroes?
Because they also save lives.
Why was the registered nurse great at keeping secrets?
She knew how to keep things confidential.
Why did the registered nurse bring a pillow to work?
For a little patient comfort.
Why was the registered nurse good at basketball?
Because she knew how to take shots.
Why did the registered nurse open a bakery?
Because she loved making people feel butter.
Why did the registered nurse take dance lessons?
To improve her step count.
Why did the registered nurse bring a camera to work?
To capture the moments that made her smile.
Why did the registered nurse love coffee?
Because it kept her in good spirits.
Why did the registered nurse always smile?
Because happiness was contagious.
Why did the registered nurse stay up late?
Because her shift never wanted to end.
Why did the registered nurse get a speeding ticket?
She rushed to help too fast.
Why was the registered nurse’s handwriting hard to read?
Because she wrote in medical code.
Why did the registered nurse carry extra pens?
Because patients kept borrowing them.
Why did the registered nurse like puzzles?
She loved solving medical mysteries.
Why did the registered nurse always carry tissues?
Because tears come with care.
Why did the registered nurse wear bright colors?
To make her patients smile.
Cheesy Nurse Jokes
Why did the cheesy nurse bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Why did the cheesy nurse take a ladder to the hospital?
To reach new levels of care.
Why was the cheesy nurse always smiling?
Because she had a healthy sense of humor.
Why did the cheesy nurse go to art class?
To learn how to draw blood like a pro.
Why did the cheesy nurse carry a flashlight?
To brighten her patient’s day.
Why did the cheesy nurse take music lessons?
To keep her patients in rhythm.
Why did the cheesy nurse wear red shoes?
Because she had so much sole.
Why did the cheesy nurse always bring snacks?
To prevent her patients from feeling crumby.
Why did the cheesy nurse take her phone to work?
To check her vital apps.
Why did the cheesy nurse carry string?
To tie up loose ends.
Why did the cheesy nurse get a ticket?
For speeding through her rounds.
Why was the cheesy nurse so calm?
Because she had lots of patients.
Why did the cheesy nurse like computers?
Because she loved taking bytes.
Why did the cheesy nurse love coffee?
Because it kept her in good spirits.
Why did the cheesy nurse sit by the window?
To get some vitamin D-licious sunshine.
Why did the cheesy nurse open a bakery?
She wanted to make everyone feel butter.
Why did the cheesy nurse carry a notebook?
To jot down her cheesy lines.
Why did the cheesy nurse love pizza?
Because it had all the right toppings for recovery.
Why did the cheesy nurse like jokes about cheese?
Because they made her melt with laughter.
Why did the cheesy nurse wear sunglasses?
Because her smile was too bright.
Why did the cheesy nurse always stay positive?
Because negativity wasn’t part of her treatment plan.
Why did the cheesy nurse bring a pillow to work?
To comfort her sleepy patients.
Why did the cheesy nurse like bandages?
Because she loved to wrap things up neatly.
Why did the cheesy nurse go to the comedy club?
To get a dose of laughter therapy.
Why did the cheesy nurse bring a mop?
To clean up all the cheesy compliments.
Why did the cheesy nurse love her job?
Because it was a real heart warmer.
Why did the cheesy nurse bring extra gloves?
She liked to handle things with care.
Why did the cheesy nurse dance at work?
Because she had the moves for better moods.
Why did the cheesy nurse like puzzles?
Because she loved solving patient problems.
Why did the cheesy nurse bring her camera?
To capture smiles as part of the cure.
Why did the cheesy nurse stay up late?
Because her shift didn’t know when to quit.
Why did the cheesy nurse bring cheese to the break room?
Because laughter and cheddar go hand in hand.
Why did the cheesy nurse wear a cape?
Because she was a hero in scrubs.
Why did the cheesy nurse tell puns to her patients?
To make them feel grate again.
Why did the cheesy nurse call her coworkers mozzarella?
Because they always stuck together.
Funny Nurse Jokes
Why did the funny nurse bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Why was the funny nurse always calm?
Because she had lots of patients.
Why did the funny nurse go to art school?
To improve her blood-drawing skills.
Why did the funny nurse carry a notebook?
To take notes on laughter therapy.
Why did the funny nurse bring a ladder?
To reach a higher level of care.
Why did the funny nurse like coffee?
Because it kept her in good spirits.
Why did the funny nurse wear red shoes?
Because she had a lot of sole.
Why did the funny nurse carry snacks?
To stop her patients from feeling crummy.
Why did the funny nurse get promoted?
Because she had excellent bedside manners.
Why was the funny nurse good at basketball?
Because she knew how to take shots.
Why did the funny nurse love math?
Because she could count on her patients.
Why did the funny nurse stay late at work?
Because her shift was in critical condition.
Why did the funny nurse bring her phone?
To check her vital apps.
Why did the funny nurse go to the beach?
To get some vitamin sea.
Why did the funny nurse carry a flashlight?
To brighten her patient’s day.
Why did the funny nurse love telling jokes?
Because laughter was her best medicine.
Why did the funny nurse always smile?
Because happiness was contagious.
Why did the funny nurse go to cooking class?
To learn how to serve comfort food.
Why did the funny nurse wear sunglasses?
Because her smile was too bright.
Why did the funny nurse carry extra gloves?
To handle all situations with care.
Why did the funny nurse love puzzles?
Because she enjoyed solving patient problems.
Why did the funny nurse bring cheese to work?
To add a little laughter on the side.
Why did the funny nurse get a speeding ticket?
She rushed to save time on her rounds.
Why did the funny nurse take dance lessons?
To keep her patients in good rhythm.
Why did the funny nurse keep tissues handy?
For all the happy tears of recovery.
Why did the funny nurse go to the comedy club?
To learn new jokes for her patients.
Why did the funny nurse bring a pillow?
To make sure everyone was resting easy.
Why did the funny nurse wear bright colors?
To make her patients smile.
Why did the funny nurse love superheroes?
Because they also saved lives.
Why did the funny nurse open a bakery?
Because she was great at making people feel butter.
Why did the funny nurse carry tape?
To patch up bad days.
Why did the funny nurse like computers?
Because she loved taking bytes.
Why did the funny nurse bring a camera?
To capture smiles as part of the healing.
Why did the funny nurse always laugh at work?
Because laughter was the best prescription.
Why did the funny nurse love her job?
Because every day came with a healthy dose of humor.
Funniest Nurse Jokes
Why did the funniest nurse bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Why was the funniest nurse always calm under pressure?
Because she had lots of patients.
Why did the funniest nurse go to art school?
To improve her blood-drawing skills.
Why did the funniest nurse bring a ladder to work?
To reach new levels of care.
Why did the funniest nurse love coffee?
Because it kept her in good spirits.
Why did the funniest nurse carry snacks?
To keep her patients from feeling crummy.
Why did the funniest nurse wear red shoes?
Because she had plenty of sole.
Why did the funniest nurse love math?
Because she could always count on her patients.
Why did the funniest nurse take her phone to work?
To check her vital apps.
Why did the funniest nurse always smile?
Because happiness was contagious.
Why did the funniest nurse go to the comedy club?
To get a dose of laughter therapy.
Why did the funniest nurse stay late at the hospital?
Because her shift was in critical condition.
Why did the funniest nurse love superheroes?
Because they also save lives.
Why did the funniest nurse carry a flashlight?
To brighten her patients’ day.
Why did the funniest nurse go to the beach?
To get some vitamin sea.
Why did the funniest nurse take dance lessons?
To keep her patients in rhythm.
Why did the funniest nurse carry tape?
To fix broken smiles.
Why did the funniest nurse bring a pillow to work?
To make her patients more comfortable.
Why did the funniest nurse wear sunglasses?
Because her future was too bright.
Why did the funniest nurse open a bakery?
Because she made everyone feel butter.
Why did the funniest nurse bring cheese to work?
Because laughter and cheddar heal everything.
Why did the funniest nurse keep tissues handy?
For tears of laughter.
Why did the funniest nurse carry extra gloves?
Because she liked to handle humor with care.
Why did the funniest nurse get a speeding ticket?
For rushing through her rounds.
Why did the funniest nurse bring a camera?
To capture every smile she helped create.
Why did the funniest nurse go to music school?
To fine-tune her bedside manner.
Why did the funniest nurse love computers?
Because she liked taking bytes out of stress.
Why did the funniest nurse decorate her stethoscope?
To listen with style.
Why did the funniest nurse bring a mop?
To clean up after laughing fits.
Why did the funniest nurse tell jokes during rounds?
To boost the patient’s heart rate naturally.
Why did the funniest nurse bring a notebook?
To jot down funny symptoms of happiness.
Why did the funniest nurse like puzzles?
Because she enjoyed solving problems with a smile.
Why did the funniest nurse always whistle?
Because it kept the mood light and healthy.
Why did the funniest nurse love her job?
Because laughter was her favorite medicine.
Why did the funniest nurse bring her mirror to work?
To remind patients to smile back.
Funny Jokes About Nurses
Why do nurses carry red pens?
In case they need to draw blood.
Why are nurses always calm?
Because they have a lot of patients.
Why did the nurse go to art class?
To learn how to draw blood better.
Why did the nurse carry snacks?
To keep everyone from feeling crummy.
Why do nurses love math?
Because they can always count on their patients.
Why did the nurse take her phone to work?
To check her vital apps.
Why do nurses wear red shoes?
Because they have plenty of sole.
Why did the nurse get promoted?
Because she had great bedside manners.
Why did the nurse stay late at the hospital?
Because her shift was in critical condition.
Why do nurses always smile?
Because laughter is the best medicine.
Why did the nurse take dance lessons?
To keep her patients in rhythm.
Why did the nurse carry a flashlight?
To brighten someone’s day.
Why did the nurse love coffee?
Because it kept her in good spirits.
Why did the nurse go to the beach?
She needed some vitamin sea.
Why did the nurse take her pillow to work?
To make sure her patients rested easy.
Why did the nurse wear sunglasses?
Because her future was too bright.
Why did the nurse carry a notebook?
To keep tabs on her patients.
Why did the nurse bring cheese to work?
Because she loved making people feel grate.
Why did the nurse open a bakery?
Because she knew how to make everyone feel butter.
Why did the nurse go to a comedy show?
For a healthy dose of laughter.
Why did the nurse love superheroes?
Because they also save lives.
Why did the nurse carry extra gloves?
Because she liked to handle everything with care.
Why did the nurse like puzzles?
Because she loved solving patient problems.
Why did the nurse bring tape?
To patch up bad days.
Why did the nurse like computers?
Because she loved taking bytes out of stress.
Why did the nurse keep tissues handy?
For tears of joy and laughter.
Why did the nurse get a speeding ticket?
She rushed through her rounds.
Why did the nurse always whistle?
Because she loved keeping things upbeat.
Why did the nurse bring a mop?
To clean up after all the laughter.
Why did the nurse love her job?
Because she got to share smiles every day.
Why did the nurse carry a mirror?
To remind patients to smile back.
Why did the nurse tell jokes at work?
Because laughter kept everyone’s spirits high.
Why did the nurse bring a ruler to work?
To measure just how great her patients felt.
