Want a fun laugh? These Hand Jokes are silly, clever, and sure to give you a high five of laughter. Perfect to share with friends or family for some lighthearted fun!
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Hand Jokes
Why did the hand go to school?
To get a little “finger-ducation”!
What did one hand say to the other?
“We make a great pair!”
Why did the hand bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach new heights!
Why did the hand get in trouble?
It kept pointing fingers!
Why did the hand go to the party alone?
It didn’t want to be “palm”-ed off!
What do you call a hand that tells jokes?
A pun-derful hand!
Why did the hand start exercising?
It wanted to be a little more “grip”-ping!
What did the hand do at the concert?
It gave a big round of applause!
Why did the hand become an artist?
It had a natural touch!
What did the left hand say to the right hand?
“Stop waving and come closer!”
Why did the hand go to the doctor?
It had a little palm-ache!
What’s a hand’s favorite music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
Why did the hand get promoted?
It always lent a helping hand!
Why did the hand sit in the sun?
It wanted a tan-line!
What did the hand say to the glove?
“You’re really fitting in!”
Why did the hand start a blog?
It had a lot to write about!
Why was the hand so good at poker?
It always knew when to fold!
What did the hand say after a long day?
“I’m feeling a little tired, give me a shake!”
Why did the hand go to therapy?
It had too many gripping issues!
What do hands like to do on weekends?
Hang out and high-five!
Why did the hand get an award?
It always reached out to help!
What did the hand say to the pen?
“Let’s make something write!”
Why did the hand join the band?
It had perfect “rhythm”!
What do you call a hand that loves math?
A count-er!
Why did the hand go to space?
It wanted to wave at the stars!
What did the hand say to the watch?
“Time to shake things up!”
Why did the hand go on a diet?
It wanted to be less “palm-py”!
What do hands eat for breakfast?
Finger sandwiches!
Why did the hand go to the library?
It wanted to lend a hand!
What did the hand say to the foot?
“Stop following me around!”
Why did the hand get caught lying?
It couldn’t keep a straight finger!
What do hands do at the beach?
Wave all day!
Why did the hand join the circus?
It wanted to be a juggler!
What did the hand say when it met a friend?
“Long time no palm!”
Why did the hand refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to throw punches!
Left Hand Jokes
Why did the left hand feel special?
Because it was always on the “right” side of things!
What did the left hand say to the right hand?
“Stop showing off!”
Why did the left hand go to school?
It wanted to improve its writing!
Why did the left hand get promoted?
It always lent a helping hand!
What’s a left hand’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good groove!
Why did the left hand refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to throw punches!
What did the left hand say to the glove?
“You really fit me perfectly!”
Why did the left hand start a blog?
It had a lot to share!
What do you call a left hand that tells jokes?
A pun-damental hand!
Why did the left hand go to the party?
It wanted to make new connections!
What did the left hand say after work?
“Time to relax and wave!”
Why did the left hand join the band?
It had perfect rhythm!
Why was the left hand always tired?
It did all the heavy lifting!
What did the left hand say to the pen?
“Let’s make something write!”
Why did the left hand go to therapy?
It had gripping issues!
What do left hands eat for breakfast?
Finger sandwiches!
Why did the left hand wave at the mirror?
It wanted to see itself!
What did the left hand say to the right hand on April Fool’s?
“Stop copying me!”
Why did the left hand get a medal?
It helped everyone with the heavy lifting!
What did the left hand do at the concert?
It clapped along with the beat!
Why did the left hand go to space?
It wanted to wave at the stars!
What did the left hand say to the foot?
“Stop following me around!”
Why did the left hand take dance lessons?
It wanted to move in style!
What did the left hand say to the clock?
“Time to give a wave!”
Why did the left hand sit in the sun?
It wanted a tan line!
What did the left hand say to the right hand during a game?
“Catch me if you can!”
Why did the left hand get caught lying?
It couldn’t keep a straight finger!
What’s a left hand’s favorite sport?
High-five!
Why did the left hand go to the doctor?
It had a little palm-ache!
What did the left hand say to the glove shop owner?
“You really understand me!”
Why did the left hand start exercising?
It wanted to get a better grip!
What did the left hand do at the beach?
Wave all day!
Why did the left hand go to the circus?
It wanted to juggle like a pro!
What did the left hand say when it met a friend?
“Long time no wave!”
Why did the left hand refuse to type with the right?
It wanted to stand out on its own!
Small Hand Jokes
Why did the small hand go to school?
It wanted to learn big things!
Why was the small hand always happy?
It liked to give tiny high-fives!
What did the small hand do at the party?
It waved quietly in the corner!
Why did the small hand start exercising?
It wanted a stronger grip!
What’s a small hand’s favorite game?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Why did the small hand join the band?
It loved to play the tiny drums!
Why did the small hand go to the doctor?
It had a little palm-ache!
Why did the small hand wave at the mirror?
It wanted to see itself!
Why was the small hand so fast?
It could wiggle quickly!
What did the small hand do at the beach?
Wave at everyone!
What did the small hand say after work?
“Time to rest these little fingers!”
Why did the small hand get a medal?
It helped with all the little tasks!
What did the small hand do at the concert?
Clap softly with the beat!
Why did the small hand wave at the stars?
It wanted to reach them!
Why did the small hand take up painting?
It loved tiny details!
What did the small hand say to the big hand during a game?
“Catch me if you can!”
Why did the small hand get caught lying?
It couldn’t keep a straight finger!
What’s a small hand’s favorite sport?
High-five mini style!
Why did the small hand sit in the sun?
It wanted a little tan!
Why did the small hand start a blog?
It had tiny but fun stories to share!
What did the small hand do at the party?
Give tiny fist bumps!
Why did the small hand refuse to type with the right hand?
It wanted to show off on its own!
Why did the small hand go to therapy?
It had gripping little problems!
One Hand Jokes
Why did one hand go to school?
It wanted to learn new tricks!
What did one hand say to the other?
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this alone!”
Why did one hand start exercising?
It wanted a stronger grip!
What did one hand do at the party?
Wave and shake by itself!
Why did one hand join the band?
It loved to play the drums solo!
What did one hand say to the glove?
“You fit me perfectly!”
Why did one hand go to the doctor?
It had a little palm-ache!
What did one hand say to the pen?
“Let’s write something fun!”
Why did one hand wave at the mirror?
It wanted to see itself!
What did one hand say to the right hand?
“I don’t need help, thanks!”
Why was one hand so fast?
It could wiggle quickly on its own!
What did one hand do at the beach?
Wave all by itself!
Why did one hand go to the circus?
It wanted to juggle solo!
What did one hand say after work?
“Time to rest my fingers!”
Why did one hand go to the library?
It wanted to lend a hand alone!
What did one hand say to the clock?
“Time to wave!”
Why did one hand get a medal?
It helped with all the small tasks alone!
What did one hand do at the concert?
Clap by itself!
Why did one hand wave at the stars?
It wanted to reach them alone!
What did one hand say to the foot?
“Stop following me!”
Why did one hand go to dance class?
It wanted to move in style alone!
What did one hand say to the glove shop owner?
“You really understand me!”
Why did one hand take up painting?
It loved small details!
What did one hand say during a game?
“Catch me if you can!”
Why did one hand get caught lying?
It couldn’t keep a straight finger!
What’s one hand’s favorite sport?
High-five solo!
Why did one hand sit in the sun?
It wanted a little tan!
What did one hand say when it met a friend?
“Long time no wave!”
Why did one hand start a blog?
It had solo stories to share!
What did one hand do at the party?
Give tiny fist bumps alone!
Why did one hand refuse to type with the other?
It wanted to show off alone!
What did one hand say to the left hand?
“Let’s work together quietly!”
Why did one hand go to therapy?
It had gripping problems!
What did one hand do during crafts?
Make art all by itself!
Why did one hand wave at everyone?
It wanted to be noticed!
Big Hand Jokes
Why did the big hand go to school?
It wanted to handle big problems!
Why did the big hand join the gym?
It wanted an even stronger grip!
What did the big hand do at the party?
Give huge high-fives!
Why did the big hand join the band?
It loved to play the drums loud!
What did the big hand say to the glove?
“You fit me perfectly!”
What did the big hand say to the pen?
“Let’s write something huge!”
Why did the big hand wave at the mirror?
It wanted to see its giant reflection!
What did the big hand say to the right hand?
“Teamwork makes us unstoppable!”
Why was the big hand so fast?
It could cover more ground quickly!
What did the big hand do at the beach?
Wave like a giant!
Why did the big hand go to the circus?
It wanted to juggle big balls!
What did the big hand say after work?
“Time to rest my mighty fingers!”
Why did the big hand go to the library?
It wanted to lend a helping hand!
Why did the big hand get a medal?
It helped with all the heavy lifting!
What did the big hand do at the concert?
Clap loudly with the beat!
Why did the big hand wave at the stars?
It wanted to reach for them!
What did the big hand say to the foot?
“Stop following me around!”
Why did the big hand go to dance class?
It wanted to move in style!
What did the big hand say to the glove shop owner?
“You really understand me!”
Why did the big hand take up painting?
It loved big bold strokes!
What did the big hand say during a game?
“Catch me if you can!”
Why did the big hand get caught lying?
It couldn’t hide anything!
What’s a big hand’s favorite sport?
High-five mega style!
Why did the big hand sit in the sun?
It wanted a giant tan!
What did the big hand say when it met a friend?
“Long time no wave!”
Why did the big hand start a blog?
It had big stories to share!
What did the big hand do at the party?
Give huge fist bumps!
Why did the big hand refuse to type with the right hand?
It wanted to show off its strength!
What did the big hand say to the left hand?
“Let’s work together!”
Why did the big hand go to therapy?
It had gripping issues!
What did the big hand do during crafts?
Make art on a large scale!
Why did the big hand wave at everyone?
It wanted to be noticed first!
Missing Hand Jokes
Why did the missing hand feel lonely?
Because it lost its other half!
Why did the missing hand go to school?
It wanted to catch up on what it missed!
What did the missing hand do at the party?
Wave as best as it could alone!
Why was the missing hand always careful?
It didn’t want to lose anything else!
What did the missing hand say to the right hand?
“Come back soon, I need you!”
Why did the missing hand go to the doctor?
It had a little palm problem!
What did the missing hand say to the pen?
“Guess I’ll write with just one!”
Why did the missing hand wave at the mirror?
It wanted to see what was missing!
What did the missing hand say to the left hand?
“Don’t forget about me!”
Why did the missing hand join the band?
It wanted to play solo!
What did the missing hand do at the beach?
Wave by itself!
Why did the missing hand start exercising?
It wanted to be stronger alone!
What did the missing hand say to the glove shop owner?
“I need a partner!”
Why did the missing hand go to the circus?
It wanted to juggle carefully!
What did the missing hand say after work?
“Time to rest my little fingers!”
Why did the missing hand go to the library?
It wanted to lend a hand well, the one it had!
What did the missing hand say to the clock?
“Time to wave!”
Why did the missing hand get a medal?
For trying its best alone!
What did the missing hand do at the concert?
Clap as loudly as it could!
Why did the missing hand wave at the stars?
It wanted to reach for them anyway!
What did the missing hand say to the foot?
“Stop following me!”
Why did the missing hand go to dance class?
It wanted to move confidently!
What did the missing hand say during crafts?
“Let’s make something with what I have!”
Why did the missing hand get caught lying?
It couldn’t hide anything!
What’s a missing hand’s favorite sport?
Solo high-fives!
Why did the missing hand sit in the sun?
It wanted a little tan!
What did the missing hand say when it met a friend?
“Long time no wave!”
Why did the missing hand start a blog?
It had stories about missing pieces!
What did the missing hand do at the party?
Give tiny fist bumps alone!
Why did the missing hand refuse to type with the right hand?
It wanted to work solo!
What did the missing hand say to the left hand?
“Don’t leave me hanging!”
Why did the missing hand go to therapy?
It had gripping problems!
What did the missing hand do during painting?
Make art with just one hand!
Why did the missing hand wave at everyone?
It wanted to be noticed even alone!
