Bananas make everyone happy, and these Banana Jokes will make you laugh even more! They are funny, light, and perfect for all ages. Whether you love bananas or just want to smile, these jokes will make your day better. Get ready to laugh and have some fun!
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Banana Jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the banana get a ticket?
It peeled out too fast.
Why did the banana sit in the sun?
It wanted to be a little yellow-browned.
Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to split its knowledge.
Why did the banana go to the party?
Because it was a-peeling.
Why did the banana go to the gym?
It wanted to get in shape.
Why did the banana go on vacation?
It needed to unwind and relax.
Why did the banana join the band?
Because it had the perfect peel.
Why did the banana refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to split.
Why did the banana take a nap?
It was feeling a little ripe out.
Why did the banana get promoted?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why did the banana hide in the fridge?
It didn’t want to get spotted.
Why did the banana bring sunscreen?
It didn’t want to peel too early.
Why did the banana refuse dessert?
It was already sweet enough.
Why did the banana join the choir?
It had appeal in every note.
Why did the banana take a taxi?
Because it couldn’t a-peel walking.
Why did the banana go to the library?
It wanted to find its inner pulp.
Why did the banana blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the banana bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach the top bunch.
Why did the banana go to therapy?
It had too many splits.
Why did the banana win the race?
Because it was fast and a-peel-ing.
Why did the banana call the police?
It got peeled off by a thief.
Why did the banana like the movie?
It found it a-peeling.
Why did the banana go to music school?
It wanted to improve its peel-osophy.
Why did the banana take a selfie?
It wanted to show its ripe side.
Why did the banana break the phone?
It slipped up.
Why did the banana write a book?
It had a lot of peel-spectives.
Why did the banana stay calm in traffic?
It didn’t want to peel stressed.
Why did the banana refuse to share?
It wanted to keep its bunch private.
Funny Banana Jokes
Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little brighter.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit peeled.
Why did the banana get in trouble?
It slipped up.
Why did the banana sit on the clock?
It wanted to pass some time.
Why did the banana join the gym?
It wanted to stay in good shape.
Why did the banana bring a suitcase?
Because it was going on a peel-cation.
Why did the banana refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to split.
Why did the banana start a band?
It had perfect peel harmony.
Why did the banana go to the library?
It wanted to find its pulp-fiction.
Why did the banana blush?
Because it saw the smoothie making.
Why did the banana get promoted?
It was outstanding in its bunch.
Why did the banana go on a diet?
It wanted to lose its peel pounds.
Why did the banana go to the beach?
It wanted to get a little sun-kissed.
Why did the banana sit on the piano?
It wanted to play the peel-keys.
Why did the banana go to music school?
It wanted to master the peel-o notes.
Why did the banana bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach the top bunch.
Why did the banana go to art class?
It wanted to brush up on its peelings.
Why did the banana take a nap?
It was feeling a little ripe out.
Why did the banana like movies?
It found them a-peeling.
Why did the banana go on vacation?
It needed a peel break.
Why did the banana call the police?
It got peeled off by a thief.
Why did the banana go to therapy?
It had too many splits.
Why did the banana bring sunscreen?
It didn’t want to peel too early.
Why did the banana go to the gym?
It wanted to do peel-ups.
Why did the banana get a trophy?
It was the top banana.
Why did the banana write a book?
It had a lot of peel-spectives.
Why did the banana start jogging?
It wanted to stay peel-fresh.
Why did the banana wear a hat?
To cover its top peel.
Why did the banana stay calm?
It didn’t want to peel stressed.
Why did the banana refuse to share?
It wanted to keep its bunch private.
Banana Jokes Knock Knock
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, let’s eat ice cream!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad I didn’t say orange?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, watch your step!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad it’s snack time?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana-rama, let’s dance!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split before anyone else does!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana phone, pick it up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana pudding is ready!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, don’t slip!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you wish for dessert too?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana bread is baking!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split before the rain comes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana smoothie is on me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, careful on the floor!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you happy I’m here?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana juice, fresh from the fridge!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split and you’re invited!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana shake, let’s dance!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, catch me if you can!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana pudding, coming to your table!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad it’s funny?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, hurry before it melts!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana phone, let’s call a friend!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, don’t slip again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana cream pie, yum!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad we laughed?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, want some ice cream?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana shake, time to party!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, watch your step again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana bread is still warm!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you happy to see me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split and don’t forget sprinkles!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana smoothie, let’s toast!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, slippery as ever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana cream, my favorite treat!
Knock Knock Banana Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, let’s eat ice cream!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad I didn’t say orange?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, watch your step!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you happy it’s snack time?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana-rama, let’s dance!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split before anyone else does!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana phone, pick it up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana pudding is ready!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad it’s funny?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you wish for dessert too?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana bread is baking!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split before the rain comes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana smoothie is on me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, careful on the floor!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you happy I’m here?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana juice, fresh from the fridge!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split and you’re invited!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana shake, let’s dance!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, catch me if you can!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana pudding, coming to your table!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad it’s funny?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, hurry before it melts!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana phone, let’s call a friend!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, don’t slip again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana cream pie, yum!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you happy to see me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split and don’t forget sprinkles!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana smoothie, let’s toast!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, slippery as ever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana cream, my favorite treat!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you glad it’s a joke?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, ready for dessert?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana shake, time to party!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana peel, watch your step again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana bread is still warm!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana you happy to laugh today?
Banana Jokes For Adults
Why did the banana go to therapy?
It had too many split personalities.
Why did the banana flirt at the party?
Because it wanted to be a-peeling.
Why did the banana get promoted at work?
It was the top banana in the office.
Why did the banana refuse to share dessert?
It didn’t want anyone touching its bunch.
Why did the banana go on a date?
It wanted to find its perfect peel-mate.
Why did the banana start drinking coffee?
It needed a little peel-up in the morning.
Why did the banana avoid the gym?
It didn’t want to lose its curves.
Why did the banana go to the bar?
It needed a little liquor with its peel.
Why did the banana get a tan?
It wanted to show off its golden side.
Why did the banana write a book?
It had too many peel-spectives to share.
Why did the banana go to the spa?
It wanted to stay soft and smooth.
Why did the banana blush?
It saw someone slipping in the bedroom.
Why did the banana bring flowers?
It wanted to impress its peel-friend.
Why did the banana take a vacation?
It needed a peel break from work.
Why did the banana watch romantic movies?
It liked a little soft and sweet action.
Why did the banana refuse dessert?
It was already sweet enough.
Why did the banana join the gym?
It wanted to work on its core.
Why did the banana hide in the fridge?
It didn’t want anyone seeing it naked.
Why did the banana break the lamp?
It slipped during a hot night.
Why did the banana go to music class?
It wanted to improve its peel-o notes.
Why did the banana wear sunglasses indoors?
It was too a-peeling to handle.
Why did the banana order a cocktail?
It wanted a little fruit punch.
Why did the banana text its crush?
It was feeling juicy.
Why did the banana start meditating?
It needed to find its inner peel.
Why did the banana break the blender?
It got too hot under pressure.
Why did the banana get a massage?
It needed to smooth out its wrinkles.
Why did the banana flirt online?
It wanted to swipe right on love.
Why did the banana join the book club?
It had juicy stories to share.
Why did the banana go out dancing?
It wanted to shake its peel.
Why did the banana call its ex?
It wanted to split up properly.
Why did the banana stay single?
It didn’t want to share its bunch.
Banana Jokes One Liners
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the banana go to the party?
Because it was a-peeling.
Why did the banana sit in the sun?
It wanted to get a little tan.
Why did the banana go to school?
It wanted to split some knowledge.
Why did the banana go to the gym?
It wanted to get in shape.
Why did the banana hide in the fridge?
It didn’t want to get spotted.
Why did the banana blush?
Because it saw the smoothie making.
Why did the banana join the band?
It had perfect peel harmony.
Why did the banana write a book?
It had lots of peel-spectives.
Why did the banana take a nap?
It was feeling a little ripe out.
Why did the banana get a promotion?
It was outstanding in its bunch.
Why did the banana bring sunscreen?
It didn’t want to peel too early.
Why did the banana go on vacation?
It needed a peel break.
Why did the banana join the choir?
It had appeal in every note.
Why did the banana take a selfie?
It wanted to show its ripe side.
Why did the banana break the phone?
It slipped up.
Why did the banana start jogging?
It wanted to stay peel-fresh.
Why did the banana go to therapy?
It had too many splits.
Why did the banana avoid dessert?
It was already sweet enough.
Why did the banana stay calm in traffic?
It didn’t want to peel stressed.
Why did the banana bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach the top bunch.
Why did the banana wear a hat?
To cover its top peel.
Why did the banana go to art class?
It wanted to brush up on its peelings.
Why did the banana call the police?
It got peeled off by a thief.
Why did the banana go to the library?
It wanted to find its inner pulp.
Why did the banana win the race?
Because it was fast and a-peel-ing.
Why did the banana sit on the clock?
It wanted to pass some time.
Why did the banana go to music school?
It wanted to improve its peel-o notes.
Why did the banana blush at the party?
Because it saw someone slipping.
Why did the banana stay single?
It didn’t want to share its bunch.
Why did the banana go on a diet?
It wanted to lose its peel pounds.
