Get ready to laugh! These Duck Jokes are full of simple, funny puns and silly humor that will make you smile. Whether you love ducks or just like a good joke, these jokes will make you flap with laughter. Sit back and enjoy the fun!
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Duck Jokes
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the pond?
Because he was going on a quack-cation!
What do ducks like to eat for lunch?
Quackers and cheese!
Why did the duck sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on “duck time.”
Why did the duck go to school?
To improve his “quack-ademic” skills.
Why did the duck join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape!
What do you call a duck who likes math?
A quack-ulator!
Why did the duck cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the duck sit in the sun?
He wanted to get a little duck tan.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky!
Why did the duck go to therapy?
He had a lot of fowl emotions.
What kind of movies do ducks like?
Duck-umentaries!
What do ducks say when they buy something?
“Put it on my bill.”
Why did the duck go to the restaurant?
Because he heard they served quackers!
What do you call a duck that likes to dance?
A disco duck!
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to school?
He wanted to pack his quackbooks.
What do ducks put on their pancakes?
Maple quack syrup.
Why did the duck go to the doctor?
He felt a little down in the quacks.
What kind of games do ducks play?
Duck, duck, goose!
Why did the duck get a ticket?
He was caught fowl-driving.
What do ducks do at a party?
They shake their tail feathers.
Why did the duck sit on a computer?
He wanted to quack the code.
What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Corn on the cobb!
Why did the duck go to the bakery?
To get some quackamole pie.
What do ducks do when it rains?
They get their feathers wet and quack about it.
Why did the duck bring a hat?
To cover his quack.
What’s a duck’s favorite music?
Anything with a good beat and quack.
Why did the duck go to the gym?
To work on his duck-press.
What do you call a rich duck?
A ducktillionaire!
Why did the duck sit on the piano?
He wanted to play some ducky tunes.
What do ducks like to drink?
Duck-ling water!
Funny Duck Jokes
Why did the duck sit on the computer?
He wanted to quack the code.
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the pond?
He was going on a quack-cation.
What do ducks eat for breakfast?
Eggs and quackers.
Why did the duck go to the party?
To shake his tail feathers.
What do you call a duck that tells tall stories?
A quack-up.
Why did the duck go to school?
To improve his quack-ademic skills.
What do ducks put on their sandwiches?
Quackamole.
Why did the duck get a job?
He wanted to make some extra bills.
What do you call a dancing duck?
A disco duck.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do ducks wear to stay warm?
Feather coats.
Why did the duck sit in the sun?
He wanted a little duck tan.
What do you call a duck with a bad memory?
A forget-me-quack.
Why did the duck go to the doctor?
He felt a little down in the quacks.
What do ducks like to drink?
Duck-ling water.
Why did the duck join the band?
He had the drumsticks.
What do you call a rich duck?
A ducktillionaire.
What do ducks put on pancakes?
Maple quack syrup.
Why did the duck bring a pencil?
He wanted to draw attention.
Why did the duck sit on the piano?
He wanted to play ducky tunes.
What kind of movies do ducks like?
Duck-umentaries.
Why did the duck go to the bakery?
To get some quackamole pie.
What do ducks do in the rain?
They get their feathers wet and quack about it.
Why did the duck bring a backpack?
He wanted to carry his duck-uments.
What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Corn on the cobb.
Why did the duck sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on duck time.
What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape.
Why did the duck go to the gym?
To work on his duck-press.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky.
Why did the duck go to the restaurant?
Because they served quackers.
What do ducks do at a party?
They shake their tail feathers.
Why did the duck bring a hat?
To cover his quack.
What’s a duck’s favorite music?
Anything with a good beat and quack.
Duck Dad Joke
Why did the duck bring a notebook?
He wanted to take quack-ting notes.
What do you call a duck who loves dad jokes?
A quack-up dad.
Why did the duck sit on the remote?
He wanted to change the quack-nel.
Why did the duck bring a ladder?
He wanted to reach the high quacks.
What do you call a duck who tells bad jokes?
A groan-quacker.
Why did the duck bring a clock to dinner?
He wanted to have a quack-timed meal.
Why did the duck carry a backpack?
To hold all his quack-tivities.
What do you call a duck that tells puns at the pond?
A pond-erful dad.
Why did the duck sit on a chair?
He wanted to be a sitting quack.
What do ducks say when they do chores?
“Just winging it!”
Why did the duck go to the gym?
He wanted to work on his quack-abs.
What do you call a duck with a toolbox?
A handy-quacker.
Why did the duck take a nap?
He needed to recharge his quack-tery.
Why did the duck bring sunglasses?
Because he was too cool to be without quack-shades.
What do ducks use to write letters?
A quack-pen.
Why did the duck sit on the piano?
He wanted to play some ducky tunes.
What do you call a duck who loves jokes about himself?
A quack-in-the-mirror.
Why did the duck bring a map?
He didn’t want to get lost in quack-land.
What do ducks say at breakfast?
“Egg-cited for this meal!”
Why did the duck wear a hat?
To cover his quack.
What do you call a duck who loves dad jokes and bread?
A pun-toast duck.
Why did the duck sit on a pencil?
He wanted to draw a quack-line.
Why did the duck go to the bakery?
To get some quack-a-dough.
Why did the duck carry an umbrella?
To avoid a fowl shower.
Why did the duck join the choir?
He had the perfect quack-tone.
What do ducks do when they are tired?
Take a quack-nap.
What do ducks do when they tell jokes?
They get a lot of quack-laughs.
Why did the duck sit in the sun?
He wanted a little quack-tan.
Why did the duck go to school?
To improve his quack-ademic skills.
What do you call a duck who likes to dance?
A disco quacker.
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to school?
To carry all his quack-books.
Why did the duck go to the pond with a hat?
Because he wanted to quack in style.
What do ducks do at a party?
They shake their tail feathers.
Duck Jokes Funny
Why did the duck sit on the computer?
He wanted to quack the code.
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the pond?
He was going on a quack-cation.
What do ducks eat for breakfast?
Eggs and quackers.
Why did the duck go to the party?
To shake his tail feathers.
What do you call a duck who tells tall stories?
A quack-up.
Why did the duck go to school?
To improve his quack-ademic skills.
What do ducks put on their sandwiches?
Quackamole.
Why did the duck get a job?
He wanted to make some extra bills.
What do you call a dancing duck?
A disco duck.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do ducks wear to stay warm?
Feather coats.
Why did the duck sit in the sun?
He wanted a little duck tan.
What do you call a duck with a bad memory?
A forget-me-quack.
Why did the duck go to the doctor?
He felt a little down in the quacks.
What do ducks like to drink?
Duck-ling water.
Why did the duck join the band?
He had the drumsticks.
What do you call a rich duck?
A ducktillionaire.
What do ducks put on pancakes?
Maple quack syrup.
Why did the duck bring a pencil?
He wanted to draw attention.
Why did the duck sit on the piano?
He wanted to play ducky tunes.
What kind of movies do ducks like?
Duck-umentaries.
Why did the duck go to the bakery?
To get some quackamole pie.
What do ducks do in the rain?
They get their feathers wet and quack about it.
Why did the duck bring a backpack?
He wanted to carry his duck-uments.
What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Corn on the cobb.
Why did the duck sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on duck time.
What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape.
Why did the duck go to the gym?
To work on his duck-press.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky.
Why did the duck go to the restaurant?
Because they served quackers.
What do ducks do at a party?
They shake their tail feathers.
Why did the duck bring a hat?
To cover his quack.
What’s a duck’s favorite music?
Anything with a good beat and quack.
Funny Duck Jokes For Adults
Why did the duck go to work late?
He hit the snooze on his quack-alarm.
What do you call a duck who drinks too much coffee?
A jitter-quacker.
Why did the duck bring a briefcase to the pond?
He wanted to carry his quack-uments.
What do ducks do when they go to happy hour?
They quack open a cold one.
Why did the duck get a promotion?
Because he had outstanding quack-formance.
What do you call a duck that loves social media?
A tweet-quacker.
Why did the duck sit at the bar?
He wanted to quack a cold drink.
What do ducks do on weekends?
They quack back and relax.
Why did the duck buy new shoes?
To step up his quack-game.
What do you call a duck who tells adult jokes?
A pun-quacker.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
He wanted to check his quack-count.
Why did the duck take a nap at work?
He needed to recharge his quack-ergy.
What do you call a duck who drives a sports car?
A speed-quacker.
Why did the duck go to therapy?
He had too many fowl emotions.
What do ducks say when they win at poker?
“I’m all in, quack!”
Why did the duck join a gym?
To work on his quack-abs.
What do you call a duck who likes cocktails?
A quack-tail enthusiast.
Why did the duck bring a pen to the party?
He wanted to sign some quack-tures.
Why did the duck go to the spa?
To relax his webbed feet.
What do ducks talk about at work?
Office quack-tics.
Why did the duck sit on the laptop?
He wanted to quack the code.
What do you call a duck who loves fine dining?
A gourmet quacker.
Why did the duck join a karaoke night?
He wanted to show off his quack-tone.
Why did the duck bring a tie to the pond?
He wanted to look quack-tastic.
What do ducks say when the boss is around?
“Yes, sir, quack!”
Why did the duck get a tattoo?
To show his inner quack-spirit.
What do you call a duck who loves office parties?
A quack-ohol enthusiast.
Why did the duck sit on the couch all day?
He was having a lazy quack-athon.
What do ducks do at networking events?
They shake feathers and quack greetings.
Why did the duck take a selfie at work?
To post his quack-tivation.
What do you call a duck who loves gadgets?
A tech-quacker.
Why did the duck bring a calculator?
He wanted to solve some quack-ulations.
Why did the duck wear glasses?
To see the finer quack-tails.
What do ducks do when stressed?
They take a deep quack breath.
Why did the duck get a vacation?
He needed some quack-time off.
What do you call a duck who loves fancy coffee?
A quack-spresso fan.
Rubber Duck Jokes
Why did the rubber duck go to school?
To brush up on his quack-ademics.
What do you call a rubber duck that tells jokes?
A laugh-quacker.
Why did the rubber duck sit in the bathtub all day?
He wanted to stay squeaky clean.
What do rubber ducks eat for breakfast?
Bubble cereal.
Why did the rubber duck go to the party?
To float around and quack everyone up.
What do you call a rubber duck with sunglasses?
A cool quack.
Why did the rubber duck bring a suitcase?
He was going on a bubble vacation.
What do rubber ducks do on weekends?
They soak up some fun.
Why did the rubber duck get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his tub.
What do you call a rubber duck who dances?
A disco-quacker.
Why did the rubber duck bring a towel?
To dry off his rubber feathers.
What do rubber ducks say when they’re excited?
Quack yeah!
Why did the rubber duck sit on a soap bar?
He wanted a slippery ride.
What do you call a rubber duck who loves music?
A quack-star.
What do rubber ducks do at bath time?
They make a splash.
Why did the rubber duck sit on the faucet?
He wanted to control the flow.
What do you call a rubber duck in a race?
A fast quacker.
What do rubber ducks drink?
Bubble tea.
Why did the rubber duck bring a pencil?
He wanted to draw some quack-tures.
What do you call a rubber duck that tells stories?
A quack-up artist.
Why did the rubber duck sit on a chair?
He wanted a better view of the tub.
What do rubber ducks say when they are happy?
Life is ducky!
Why did the rubber duck bring an umbrella?
To avoid a splashy shower.
What do you call a rubber duck with a hat?
A fancy quack.
Why did the rubber duck sit on the soap dish?
He wanted to be on top of things.
What do rubber ducks do at night?
They float and dream.
Why did the rubber duck go to the bakery?
To get some quack-a-dough.
What do you call a rubber duck who loves gadgets?
A tech-quacker.
Why did the rubber duck sit on the table?
He wanted to supervise the bath.
What do rubber ducks say when they win?
Quack yeah!
Why did the rubber duck go on a boat?
To float in style.
What do you call a rubber duck who likes fashion?
A quack model.
Why did the rubber duck bring a notebook?
He wanted to jot down quack ideas.
What do rubber ducks do in the rain?
They enjoy the splash.
Why did the rubber duck sit on the faucet handle?
He wanted to control the bubbles.
