Want a fun laugh? These Mouse jokes are silly, clever, and sure to make you run for cheese. Perfect to share with friends or family for some lighthearted fun!
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Mouse Jokes
Why did the mouse sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the cursor!
What did the mouse say to the keyboard?
“You’re just my type!”
Why did the mouse eat so quickly?
It didn’t want to get caught!
What kind of music do mice love?
Anything with a squeaky beat!
Why did the mouse cross the kitchen floor?
To get to the cheese side!
Why don’t mice tell secrets?
Because they squeak too much!
What did the mouse do when it won the race?
It squeaked with joy!
Why was the mouse afraid of the computer?
Because it had a big mouse trap!
How do you know a mouse is good at school?
It always takes good squeak notes!
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase?
It was going on a squeak-end trip!
What did the mouse say to the cheese?
“You make me melt!”
Why did the mouse stay inside?
It didn’t want to be spotted by the cat!
How does a mouse feel when it’s happy?
Cheesy!
What’s a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did the mouse sleep in the drawer?
It wanted to be near the cheese knives!
What do you call a mouse who can sing?
A squeak star!
Why did the mouse get glasses?
Because it couldn’t see the cheese clearly!
Why don’t mice ever get bored?
They always find something to nibble on!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini squeeper!
Why was the mouse on the phone all night?
It was catching up on squeaky gossip!
What’s a mouse’s favorite movie?
“The Squeak Panther.”
Why did the mouse take a nap in the sock drawer?
It wanted to be cozy and unseen!
How do mice celebrate birthdays?
With a big cheese cake!
Why did the mouse start a band?
It wanted to make squeaky sounds!
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport?
Cat-and-run!
Why did the mouse blush?
Because the cheese looked sharp!
How do you make a mouse smile?
Say “cheese!”
Why did the mouse go to art school?
It wanted to learn how to draw cheese!
What kind of stories do mice tell?
Cheesy tales!
Why did the mouse bring a pencil to dinner?
To draw attention!
Why did the mouse laugh at the cheese joke?
Because it was really grate!
Mickey Mouse Jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto!
What does Mickey Mouse use to fix his clothes?
Mouse-tape!
Why did Mickey Mouse bring a pencil to school?
To draw some fun!
What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite type of music?
Mouse-ic!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?
He felt a little squeaky!
What does Mickey Mouse do on a hot day?
He goes to the pool with Minnie!
Why did Mickey Mouse sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite snack?
Cheese, of course!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a ladder to school?
He wanted to reach new heights!
What game does Mickey Mouse like to play?
Hide and squeak!
Why did Mickey Mouse bring a backpack to the party?
To carry all his jokes!
What does Mickey Mouse do when he’s bored?
He draws cartoons!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to music class?
To learn mouse-ical notes!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite dessert?
Cheese cake!
Why did Mickey Mouse climb the tree?
To see things from a mouse’s-eye view!
What does Mickey Mouse say when he’s surprised?
“Oh, boy!”
Why did Mickey Mouse bring a map?
He didn’t want to get lost in the house!
What does Mickey Mouse wear to the beach?
Mouse-flippers!
Why did Mickey Mouse bring an umbrella?
Because it might rain cheese!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?
Mouseketball!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the library?
To read a squeaky story!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite color?
Mouse-ter red!
Why did Mickey Mouse join the band?
He wanted to play the squeak-o-phone!
What does Mickey Mouse use to clean his house?
Mouse-dusters!
Why did Mickey Mouse bring a spoon to the park?
To eat ice cream faster!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite holiday?
Cheese-mas!
Why did Mickey Mouse visit the bakery?
He wanted a piece of cheese bread!
What does Mickey Mouse do when he’s happy?
He squeaks with joy!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a nap?
He was mouse-tired!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite kind of movie?
Mouse-terpieces!
Why did Mickey Mouse bring a hat to the picnic?
To keep the sun out of his ears!
What does Mickey Mouse say when he tells a joke?
“Hope you don’t cheese me off!”
Why did Mickey Mouse go to art class?
To draw his friends!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Cheddar chip!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to school with Minnie?
Because friends make learning fun!
Minnie Mouse Jokes
Why did Minnie Mouse go to the bakery?
To get some sweet treats!
What does Minnie Mouse wear on her head?
A big bow, of course!
Why did Minnie Mouse bring a pencil to school?
To draw her friends!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite color?
Pink, her bow says it all!
Why did Minnie Mouse go to the park?
To have a fun picnic with Mickey!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite snack?
Cheese and cupcakes!
Why did Minnie Mouse bring an umbrella?
In case it rained bows!
What game does Minnie Mouse like to play?
Hide and squeak!
Why did Minnie Mouse go to music class?
To sing with her friends!
What does Minnie Mouse say when she’s happy?
“Oh, boy! This is fun!”
Why did Minnie Mouse carry a backpack?
To bring her favorite treats!
What does Minnie Mouse wear to the beach?
A bow-swimsuit, of course!
Why did Minnie Mouse bring a ladder?
To see over the tall cheese stack!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite dessert?
Cheese cake with sprinkles!
Why did Minnie Mouse go to art class?
To paint her bow pink!
What does Minnie Mouse do when she’s bored?
Draws, sings, and plays!
Why did Minnie Mouse go to the library?
To read her favorite stories!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite flower?
A daisy, just like her bow!
Why did Minnie Mouse bring a spoon to the park?
To eat ice cream faster!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite holiday?
Bow-toberfest!
Why did Minnie Mouse join the band?
To play the squeak-o-phone!
What does Minnie Mouse use to clean her house?
A tiny mouse-duster!
Why did Minnie Mouse take a nap?
She was bow-tired!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite movie?
Mouse-terpieces, of course!
Why did Minnie Mouse visit the bakery?
She wanted a cupcake with extra bow!
What does Minnie Mouse say when she tells a joke?
“Hope it makes you bow-laugh!”
Why did Minnie Mouse bring a hat to the picnic?
To match her bow and stay cool!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Strawberry bow-berry!
Why did Minnie Mouse climb the tree?
To hang her ribbon up high!
What does Minnie Mouse do when she’s excited?
She twirls around in her bow!
Why did Minnie Mouse take a backpack to the park?
To carry snacks for Mickey!
What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite game?
Bow-and-seek!
Why did Minnie Mouse go shopping?
To buy another cute bow!
What does Minnie Mouse do on a sunny day?
She wears shades and twirls in the sun!
Why did Minnie Mouse go to school with Mickey?
Because learning is more fun with friends!
Funny Mouse Jokes
Why did the mouse sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse pointer!
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase?
It was going on a squeak-end trip!
What’s a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did the mouse eat so quickly?
Because it didn’t want to get caught!
What kind of music do mice love?
Anything with a squeaky beat!
Why did the mouse cross the kitchen floor?
To get to the cheese side!
Why don’t mice tell secrets?
Because they squeak too much!
What did the mouse do when it won the race?
It squeaked with joy!
Why was the mouse afraid of the computer?
Because it had a big mouse trap!
How do you know a mouse is good at school?
It always takes squeaky notes!
Why did the mouse bring a backpack?
To carry all its cheese snacks!
What did the mouse say to the cheese?
“You make me melt!”
Why did the mouse stay inside?
It didn’t want to be spotted by the cat!
How does a mouse feel when it’s happy?
Cheesy!
Why did the mouse sleep in the sock drawer?
It wanted to be cozy and unseen!
Why did the mouse climb the bookshelf?
To get a better view of the cheese!
How do mice celebrate birthdays?
With a big cheese cake!
Why did the mouse join a band?
It wanted to play the squeak-o-phone!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini squeeper!
Why was the mouse on the phone all night?
It was catching up on squeaky gossip!
What’s a mouse’s favorite holiday?
Cheese-mas!
Why did the mouse blush?
Because the cheese looked sharp!
How do you make a mouse smile?
Say “cheese!”
Why did the mouse bring a pencil to dinner?
To draw attention!
What do mice tell each other before bedtime?
“Don’t let the cat bite!”
Why did the mouse run around the house?
It was feeling squeaky!
What’s a mouse’s favorite story?
Cheesy tales!
Why did the mouse wear glasses?
To see the cheese clearly!
What does a mouse say when it’s excited?
“Squeak-tacular!”
Why did the mouse go to art class?
To draw cheese masterpieces!
Why did the mouse laugh at the cheese joke?
Because it was really grate!
Mouse Jokes One Liners
Why did the mouse sit on the computer?
To watch the cursor move!
Why did the mouse bring a backpack?
To carry its cheese snacks!
Why did the mouse eat so fast?
It didn’t want to get caught!
What game do mice love?
Hide and squeak!
Why don’t mice tell secrets?
Because they squeak too much!
What did the mouse say to the cheese?
“You make me melt!”
Why did the mouse cross the floor?
To reach the cheese!
Why did the mouse climb the bookshelf?
To see the cheese better!
Why did the mouse bring a pencil?
To draw attention!
How do mice celebrate birthdays?
With a big cheese cake!
Why was the mouse on the phone?
Catching squeaky gossip!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini squeeper!
Why did the mouse join a band?
To play the squeak-o-phone!
Why did the mouse blush?
Because the cheese looked sharp!
How do you make a mouse smile?
Say “cheese!”
Why did the mouse wear glasses?
To see the cheese clearly!
Why did the mouse run around the house?
It was feeling squeaky!
What do mice tell each other at night?
“Don’t let the cat bite!”
Why did the mouse sleep in the drawer?
It wanted a cozy spot!
Why did the mouse take a ladder?
To reach the top shelf cheese!
Why did the mouse bring a spoon?
To eat ice cream faster!
What’s a mouse’s favorite story?
Cheesy tales!
Why did the mouse go to art class?
To draw cheese masterpieces!
Why did the mouse laugh at the joke?
Because it was grate!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
It didn’t want to see the cat!
Why did the mouse go to school?
To take squeaky notes!
Why did the mouse visit the bakery?
To get a cheese cupcake!
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase?
For a squeak-end trip!
What’s a mouse’s favorite holiday?
Cheese-mas!
Why did the mouse twirl around?
Because it was happy!
Why did the mouse join the race?
To squeak with joy!
What’s a mouse’s favorite music?
Anything with a squeaky beat!
Why did the mouse sit on the clock?
To be on time!
Computer Mouse Jokes
Why did the computer mouse go to school?
To improve its clicks!
What do you call a computer mouse that tells jokes?
A pun pointer!
Why did the mouse sit on the keyboard?
It wanted to type a little!
What’s a computer mouse’s favorite game?
Click-and-seek!
Why did the mouse bring a backpack to work?
To carry its USB cheese!
Why did the mouse take a nap on the desk?
It was pointer-tired!
Why did the mouse get in trouble at the office?
It kept double-clicking too fast!
What’s a mouse’s favorite snack while working?
Cheddar chips!
Why did the computer mouse visit the doctor?
It had a clicking problem!
Why did the mouse bring an umbrella to the computer?
Because it heard there might be a cloud!
What do you call a dancing computer mouse?
A click-stepper!
Why did the mouse sit in front of the screen?
To see the big picture!
How does a mouse relax after work?
It scrolls a little!
Why did the computer mouse take a pencil?
To draw attention!
What did the mouse say when it clicked too much?
“I need a break!”
Why did the mouse bring a ladder to the desk?
To reach the top toolbar!
What’s a computer mouse’s favorite movie?
“The Click Knight”!
Why did the mouse bring a snack to work?
To stay energized for clicking!
What’s a mouse’s favorite part of the computer?
The pointer!
Why did the mouse hide behind the monitor?
It didn’t want to be seen by the cat!
How does a mouse say hello to a keyboard?
“Ctrl yourself!”
Why did the mouse join the band?
To play the clicky drums!
What did the mouse do on the weekend?
It scrolled through movies!
Why was the mouse happy at work?
It found the right click!
Why did the mouse bring a hat to the desk?
To stay under the cursor!
What’s a mouse’s favorite drink?
Click-coa!
Why did the mouse run across the desk?
It wanted to catch the cursor!
What do you call a mouse that types fast?
A speed-clicker!
Why did the mouse get a promotion?
It always stayed on point!
What’s a mouse’s favorite holiday?
Click-mas!
Why did the mouse laugh at the computer?
It found a funny meme!
What does a mouse do when it’s sleepy?
It takes a short scroll!
Why did the mouse sit next to the printer?
It liked paper trails!
What did the mouse say to the monitor?
“You brighten my day!”
