Get ready to laugh! These Egg Jokes are full of simple, funny jokes that will make you smile from shell to yolk. Whether you like breakfast or just love a good joke, these will make your day extra fun.
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Egg Jokes
Why did the egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
What do you call an egg who loves to tell jokes?
A yolkster.
How do eggs stay fit?
They do egg-cercises.
Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What does an egg say when it’s happy?
Egg-cellent!
Why did the egg sit alone at lunch?
It didn’t want to get scrambled.
What happens when an egg tells a joke?
Everyone cracks up.
Why did the egg refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get beaten.
What kind of egg does a comedian eat?
A pun-scrambled one.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
What did the egg say to the frying pan?
You crack me up!
Why did the egg blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a scared egg?
A chicken egg.
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Because they always get roasted.
What did the egg say after a big workout?
I’m egg-hausted.
Why do eggs never tell secrets?
They might crack under pressure.
What’s an egg’s favorite dance?
The shell-shake.
Why did the egg get a medal?
It was egg-ceptional.
What’s an egg’s least favorite day?
Fry-day.
Why did the egg start a band?
It had great beat.
What did the egg say to the bacon?
You’re sizzling today!
Why don’t eggs like pranks?
They can’t take a yolk.
What do you call a smart egg?
An egg-head.
Why did the egg get promoted?
It was over-easy to work with.
What’s an egg’s favorite movie?
The Shellfather.
Why do eggs always win arguments?
They have hard shells.
What did the egg say when it saw something funny?
I’m cracking up!
Why did the egg get arrested?
For poaching.
What kind of egg likes to travel?
An egg-splorer.
Why was the egg at the party so popular?
It was egg-stra special.
What happens when an egg goes on vacation?
It relaxes sunny side up.
Why did the egg sit in the corner?
It felt scrambled.
What’s an egg’s favorite subject in school?
Egg-onomics.
Funny Egg Jokes
Why did the egg go to the party?
Because it was egg-cited to crack some fun.
What did the egg say to the toast?
You’re butter than anyone I know.
Why did the egg laugh so hard?
Because the yolk was on him.
What kind of eggs do comedians love?
Funny side up.
Why did the egg take a nap?
It was egg-hausted from all the cracking jokes.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!
Why did the egg bring a ladder?
To reach the top shelf of the fridge.
What’s an egg’s favorite type of humor?
Yolky jokes.
Why did the egg cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What did one egg say to the other after a joke?
That was eggs-tra funny!
Why did the egg sit near the window?
It liked to look on the sunny side.
What did the egg say to the pancake?
Stop flipping out!
Why did the egg stop telling jokes?
It cracked under the pressure.
What’s an egg’s favorite game?
Hide and peep.
Why did the egg go to the beach?
To get a little egg-sposure.
Why did the egg go to school early?
It wanted to be egg-stra prepared.
What did the egg say after hearing a bad joke?
That’s eggs-tremely unfunny.
Why was the egg so calm?
It didn’t want to get fried.
What do eggs do on Sunday mornings?
They brunch.
Why did the egg get a job?
To earn some egg-money.
What’s an egg’s favorite type of music?
Shell-shocking rock.
Why do eggs make terrible drivers?
They always crack under pressure.
What did the egg say when it saw something cool?
Egg-cellent!
Why did the egg stay home?
It didn’t want to get scrambled.
What do you call an egg that loves to travel?
An egg-plorer.
Why did the egg blush at breakfast?
It saw the bacon strip.
What’s an egg’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball.
Why did the egg join the circus?
It loved cracking up the crowd.
What did the egg say when it was late?
Sorry, I got scrambled.
Why did the egg read a book?
To get egg-ucated.
What do you call a friendly egg?
A good egg.
Why was the egg so proud?
It finally came out of its shell.
Elf On The Shelf Egg Jokes
Why did the Elf on the Shelf sit on an egg?
He wanted to hatch some holiday fun.
What did the Elf on the Shelf say to the egg?
You’re egg-stra special this Christmas.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf hide in the fridge?
He was keeping an eye on the eggs.
What did the Elf on the Shelf call his new pet egg?
Eggbert.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf crack up laughing?
The egg told a yolk.
What did the egg say to the Elf on the Shelf?
Stop egg-noring me!
Why did the Elf on the Shelf bring eggs to Santa?
He heard Santa wanted a dozen helpers.
What do you call an egg that helps the Elf on the Shelf?
A shell-f helper.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf cook eggs for breakfast?
He wanted a crackin’ start to the day.
What did the Elf on the Shelf say when the egg fell?
Oh no, that’s eggs-plosive!
Why did the Elf on the Shelf wear a chef hat?
He was making elf-scrambled eggs.
What kind of eggs does the Elf on the Shelf love?
Jingle eggs.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf paint the eggs red and green?
To make them look egg-nog festive.
What did Santa say when he saw the Elf sitting on an egg?
You’re cracking me up, little elf.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf hide eggs all over the house?
He wanted to play egg-and-seek.
What did the Elf on the Shelf say when he dropped an egg?
That’s an egg-mergency!
Why did the Elf on the Shelf take an egg selfie?
To prove he was egg-sisting.
What did the Elf on the Shelf write on the egg?
“Merry Egg-mas!”
Why did the Elf on the Shelf giggle at breakfast?
The eggs were telling shell-arious jokes.
What do you call an egg dressed like an elf?
Egg on the Shelf.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf sit by the egg carton?
He wanted to keep his dozen friends warm.
What did the egg say when it met the Elf on the Shelf?
Nice to finally meet a legend!
Why did the Elf on the Shelf borrow a frying pan?
He wanted to make some elf-fried eggs.
What did the Elf on the Shelf do when he saw a cracked egg?
He tried to glue it together with Christmas cheer.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf take an egg to school?
For show and yolk.
What did the Elf on the Shelf say to the naughty egg?
You’re on Santa’s yolk list.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf love eggs so much?
They were eggs-actly his size.
What happened when the Elf on the Shelf broke an egg?
He said, “Shell we keep this a secret?”
Why did the Elf on the Shelf sneak into the kitchen at night?
To spy on the eggs and butter.
What kind of egg does the Elf on the Shelf like at Christmas?
Egg-nog flavored.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf giggle at the carton?
He thought the eggs looked egg-stra funny.
What did the Elf on the Shelf say after cooking breakfast?
That meal was egg-ceptional!
Why did the Elf on the Shelf sit in the egg carton?
He wanted to blend in with his new shell-mates.
What did the Elf on the Shelf name his favorite egg?
Eggy the Elf.
Why did the Elf on the Shelf dance with the eggs?
He wanted to do the crack-shuffle.
Easter Egg Jokes
Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
What do you call a funny Easter egg?
A practical yolker.
Why did the Easter egg cross the road?
To show the chicken it could be done.
What happens when you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It cracks up.
Why was the Easter egg so smart?
It had egg-cellent ideas.
What did the Easter egg say to the bunny?
You crack me up, hop-star!
Why did the Easter egg sit in the shade?
It didn’t want to get fried.
What did one Easter egg say to the other at the party?
Let’s get egg-cited!
Why do Easter eggs never tell secrets?
They might crack under pressure.
What’s an Easter egg’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball.
Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
Why did the Easter egg stay home?
It didn’t want to get scrambled.
Why did the Easter egg take a nap?
It was egg-hausted from the hunt.
What do you call a sad Easter egg?
Shell-shocked.
Why did the Easter egg get a medal?
It was egg-ceptional in the hunt.
What did the Easter egg say after a funny story?
That was egg-stremely good!
Why did the Easter egg wear a disguise?
So no one would egg-nize it.
What kind of music do Easter eggs love?
Hip-hop.
Why did the Easter egg blush?
Because it saw the bunny’s tail.
What did the Easter egg say when it broke?
Omelette it go.
Why was the Easter egg a good dancer?
It had smooth shell moves.
What do you call an Easter egg that’s full of energy?
Egg-cited!
What’s an Easter egg’s favorite day?
Fry-day.
Why did the Easter egg tell a joke?
To get everyone cracking up.
Why do Easter eggs love parties?
They like to get egg-cited with friends.
What did the Easter egg say when it won the race?
I’m egg-stra fast!
Why was the Easter egg so calm?
It didn’t want to get boiled up.
What do you call an Easter egg that loves adventure?
An egg-splorer.
Why did the Easter egg bring a map?
It didn’t want to get lost in the hunt.
What’s an Easter egg’s favorite movie?
The Shell-ter Games.
Why did the Easter egg go to the gym?
To get egg-stra strong for the hunt.
Egg Jokes One Liners
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
Why was the egg so calm?
It didn’t want to crack under pressure.
Why did the egg tell jokes?
It loved to crack people up.
Why did the egg sit in the corner?
It felt a little scrambled.
Why did the egg get a job?
To make some egg-money.
Why did the egg cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why was the egg acting shy?
It didn’t want to come out of its shell.
Why did the egg blush?
Because it saw the bacon strip.
Why did the egg go to the party?
It was egg-cited to have fun.
Why did the egg get promoted?
It was egg-ceptional at work.
Why did the egg go to the beach?
To get a little egg-sposure.
Why did the egg stop telling jokes?
It cracked up too much.
Why did the egg bring a pencil?
To draw attention.
Why did the egg take a nap?
It was egg-hausted.
Why did the egg go to the gym?
To get egg-stra strong.
Why was the egg always smiling?
Because life was egg-cellent.
Why did the egg go on vacation?
It needed to chill sunny side up.
Why did the egg start a band?
It had great beat.
Why did the egg talk to the toaster?
It wanted to get things heated up.
Why did the egg stay home?
It didn’t want to get fried.
Why did the egg get into trouble?
It couldn’t take a yolk.
Why did the egg refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get beaten.
Why did the egg join the circus?
It loved cracking up the crowd.
Why did the egg get invited everywhere?
It was egg-stremely popular.
Why did the egg sit in the fridge?
It wanted to stay cool.
Why did the egg smile at the pan?
Because it knew things were heating up.
Why did the egg look so happy?
It had a sunny side.
Why did the egg take a selfie?
To shell-ebrate its looks.
Why did the egg get a medal?
For being egg-straordinary.
Why did the egg run away?
It didn’t want to get cracked.
Why did the egg dance at the party?
It loved to shell-shake.
Why did the egg tell a secret?
It couldn’t keep it inside the shell.
Why did the egg read books?
To stay egg-lightened.
Why did the egg sit on the fence?
It couldn’t decide which side to crack on.
Chicken Or Egg Jokes
Why did the chicken sit next to the egg?
It wanted to see which came first.
Why did the chicken and egg go to therapy?
They had issues about who started it.
Why did the chicken refuse to argue with the egg?
It didn’t want things to get scrambled.
Why did the egg stay away from the chicken?
It was tired of being blamed for everything.
Why did the chicken cross the egg carton?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.
Why did the egg roll away from the chicken?
It wanted to hatch its own plan.
Why did the chicken laugh at the egg?
Because the yolk was on it.
Why did the egg avoid the chicken’s joke?
It didn’t want to crack up.
Why did the chicken and egg go to school together?
To get egg-ucated.
Why did the egg thank the chicken?
For giving it a start in life.
Why did the chicken compliment the egg?
It thought the egg was egg-straordinary.
Why did the chicken whisper to the egg?
It didn’t want to shell out secrets.
Why did the egg follow the chicken?
Because it wanted to come first for once.
Why did the chicken sit on the egg?
To keep its cool under pressure.
Why did the chicken and egg start a band?
They had great beat and rhythm.
Why did the egg laugh at the chicken?
It finally got the yolk.
Why did the chicken stand next to the frying pan?
It wanted to see what would happen to the egg.
Why did the egg run from the kitchen?
It saw the chicken with a fork.
Why did the chicken stay calm?
It didn’t want to egg-splode.
Why did the egg tell a joke to the chicken?
To crack it up.
Why did the chicken write a letter to the egg?
To stay in touch before breakfast.
Why did the egg call the chicken brave?
Because it faced the frying pan first.
Why did the chicken and egg go on a picnic?
They wanted to have a shell of a time.
Why did the chicken sit on the fence?
It couldn’t decide who came first.
Why did the egg roll down the hill?
Because it was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken bring an umbrella?
It heard eggs might crack under pressure.
Why did the egg hide from the chicken?
It was shell-shocked.
Why did the chicken cheer for the egg?
Because it was egg-ceptional.
Why did the egg admire the chicken?
It came out on top.
Why did the chicken join the race?
To beat the egg to the finish.
Why did the egg stay quiet?
It didn’t want to start another argument.
Why did the chicken open a restaurant?
It had eggs-tra special recipes.
Why did the egg blush near the chicken?
It was feeling a little fried.
Why did the chicken read a book about eggs?
To learn its roots.
Why did the egg joke about the chicken?
Because the chicken couldn’t take a yolk.
