Everyone loves pizza and a good laugh! These Pizza Jokes are full of cheese, fun, and smiles. Whether you love pizza, food, or just want something funny, these jokes will make you happy. So grab a slice, sit back, and enjoy some cheesy laughs that will make your day better!
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Pizza Jokes
Why did the pizza maker go broke?
He just couldn’t make enough dough!
What did the pizza say to the topping?
You complete me!
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crusty.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZa!
Why did the pizza cross the road?
To get to the oven on the other side!
Why did the cheese refuse to be on the pizza?
It didn’t want to get melted down.
Why did the pizza apply for a job?
It needed the dough!
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard!
Why did the pizza blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a pizza’s favorite song?
“Slice, Slice Baby!”
What’s a vampire’s favorite pizza topping?
Neck-taroni!
Why don’t pizzas ever get lost?
Because they always follow the crust!
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport?
Crust-country running!
Why did the pizza go to art school?
It wanted to be a masterpiece!
What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday?
Pi Day!
Why did the pepperoni start a band?
It wanted to be a little spicy!
What did the pizza say to its crush?
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!
Why was the pizza shop so popular?
Because it had great delivery!
What do you call a sad pizza?
Blue cheese!
Why don’t pizzas tell secrets?
Because they might get sliced open!
What’s a pizza’s favorite place to visit?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Why was the pizza afraid of exams?
It didn’t want to get grilled!
What do you call a pizza’s best friend?
Its crust-mate!
Why did the pizza start dancing?
It had extra cheese and needed to melt away!
What kind of pizza do dogs like?
Pupperoni!
Why did the pizza make a great comedian?
It had perfect delivery timing!
What do ghosts like on their pizza?
Boo-lognese!
Funny Pizza Jokes
Why did the pizza start telling jokes?
Because it wanted to be a real slice of humor!
Why did the pizza go to the gym?
To get a little more dough!
What kind of jokes do pizzas tell?
Cheesy ones!
Why did the pizza sit alone?
It didn’t want to get topped again!
What did the crust say to the sauce?
You make me feel complete!
Why did the pizza call its friend?
To get a delivery of laughter!
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance move?
The pepperoni pop!
Why don’t pizzas ever argue?
They always try to keep things saucy!
What do you call a pizza who can sing?
A pepperoni performer!
Why did the pizza go to space?
To find the perfect crust of the universe!
Why did the pizza maker get promoted?
He really rose to the occasion!
What’s a pizza’s favorite TV show?
Game of Slices!
Why did the pizza get detention?
It was too saucy in class!
What kind of pizza makes you laugh?
A funny crust!
Why did the pizza cry at the movie?
Because it was so cheesy!
What did the pizza say to the cheese?
You melt my heart!
Why did the pizza go to therapy?
It had too many layers of stress!
What’s a pizza’s favorite superhero?
Dough-verine!
Why did the pizza cross the playground?
To get to the other slice!
Why was the pizza bad at keeping secrets?
It always spilled the sauce!
What did the pizza say to the topping in love?
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!
Why was the pizza always happy?
Because life was full of toppings!
What do you call a pizza with attitude?
Sassy slice!
Why did the pizza refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get tossed around!
What did the pizza do at the talent show?
It delivered a great performance!
Why did the pizza blush at dinner?
It saw the garlic bread undressing!
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport?
Dough-ball!
Why did the pizza make everyone laugh?
Because it had great delivery!
What kind of pizza do ghosts eat?
Boo-roni pizza!
Why did the pizza bring a map?
To find its crustination!
Why did the pizza go to school?
To get a little sharper with its slices!
Pizza Jokes Funny
Why did the pizza maker go to therapy?
He couldn’t handle the pressure to rise!
Why did the pizza blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the pizza say after a breakup?
I can’t deal with this topping anymore!
Why did the pizza sit by the window?
It wanted a little crust of fresh air!
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
Slice Age!
Why was the pizza shop always busy?
Because it had great delivery!
What’s a pizza’s favorite game?
Truth or crust!
Why did the pizza cross the road?
To get to the oven on the other side!
Why was the pizza always calm?
Because nothing could top it!
What kind of music does a pizza love?
Anything with a lot of sauce!
Why did the pizza start running?
It wanted to burn some calories before dinner!
What did the pizza say to the cheese?
You melt me every time!
Why did the pizza get an award?
Because it delivered great results!
What’s a pizza’s favorite subject in school?
Crust-ory!
Why did the pizza maker smile at work?
Because business was really cooking!
What do you call a cold pizza?
A slice of yesterday!
Why did the pizza get tired?
It was feeling crusty!
What did the pizza say at the wedding?
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!
Why was the pizza jealous?
Because the pasta got more sauce!
What kind of jokes do pizzas tell?
Extra cheesy ones!
Why did the pizza refuse to share?
It didn’t want to be divided!
Why did the pizza visit the doctor?
It was feeling a little flat!
What’s a pizza’s favorite vacation spot?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Why was the pizza afraid of the dark?
Because it didn’t want to get baked again!
What do you call a funny pizza topping?
A pun-pepperoni!
Why did the pizza cry at the movie?
It was too cheesy to handle!
Why did the pizza stay home?
It didn’t want to get sliced up tonight!
Knock Knock Pizza Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza you later, I’m too busy eating!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese the reason pizza tastes so good!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Crust.
Crust who?
Crust me, you’re gonna love this slice!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Doughn’t forget to order extra cheese!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepperoni your best behavior, it’s pizza time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice to meet you, want a piece?
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mushroom.
Mushroom who?
Mushroom for pizza night, come on in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more than pizza… almost!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sauce.
Sauce who?
Sauce nice to finally meet you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tomato.
Tomato who?
Tomato you something funny pizza’s here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basilly the best topping around!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pineapple.
Pineapple who?
Pineapple your hands, pizza’s ready!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheesy.
Cheesy who?
Cheesy come, cheesy go, that’s how pizza goes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Parmesan.
Parmesan who?
Parmesan me, I’m late for pizza night!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Crusty.
Crusty who?
Crusty old pizza lover reporting for dinner!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mozza.
Mozza who?
Mozza fun when pizza’s around!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Garlic.
Garlic who?
Garlic me, I’m crazy for pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Oven.
Oven who?
Oven you tried the new pizza place yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bite.
Bite who?
Bite me, I’m taking the last slice!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Delivery.
Delivery who?
Delivery fast I’m starving for pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Topping.
Topping who?
Topping by to share a slice!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Flour.
Flour who?
Flour get together for pizza night!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Crustina.
Crustina who?
Crustina time for pizza dinner!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice to see you again, friend!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Saucy.
Saucy who?
Saucy glad you ordered pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie can’t believe it’s not pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tasty.
Tasty who?
Tasty pizza is the best feeling ever!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hot.
Hot who?
Hot and ready, just like your pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Yummy.
Yummy who?
Yummy tummy needs some pizza now!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar get ready, pizza’s coming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pep.
Pep who?
Pep up, it’s pizza o’clock!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bake.
Bake who?
Bake it fast, I’m hungry for pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Margherita.
Margherita who?
Margherita you join me for pizza night?
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Crunchy.
Crunchy who?
Crunchy crust makes the best pizza ever!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Dinner.
Dinner who?
Dinner you know? Pizza’s ready!
Pizza Jokes One Liners
Why did the pizza go to school?
It wanted to get a little sharper!
Why did the pizza sit alone?
It didn’t want to get topped!
Why did the pizza blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the pizza go to the gym?
To get more dough!
Why did the pizza cry at the movie?
It was too cheesy!
Why did the pizza go to therapy?
It had too many layers of stress!
Why did the pizza stay home?
It didn’t want to get sliced!
Why did the pizza cross the road?
To get to the oven on the other side!
Why did the pizza get promoted?
Because it really rose to the occasion!
Why did the pizza go to space?
To find the perfect crust!
Why was the pizza jealous?
Because the pasta got more sauce!
Why did the pizza call its friend?
To get a delivery of laughter!
Why did the pizza blush at dinner?
It saw the garlic bread undressing!
Why did the pizza start dancing?
It had extra cheese and wanted to melt away!
Why did the pizza maker smile at work?
Because business was cooking!
Why did the pizza cry at night?
It felt crusty inside!
Why did the pizza get tired?
It was feeling flat!
Why did the pizza tell jokes?
Because it wanted to be a slice of fun!
Why did the pizza make everyone laugh?
Because it had great delivery!
Why did the pizza refuse to share?
It didn’t want to be divided!
Why did the pizza sit by the window?
It wanted a little crust of fresh air!
Why did the pizza blush at work?
It got sauced by the boss!
Why did the pizza stay calm?
Nothing could top it!
Why did the pizza get an award?
Because it delivered perfect slices!
Why did the pizza visit the doctor?
It was feeling a little flat!
Why did the pizza bring a map?
To find its way to the oven!
Why did the pizza make a great comedian?
It always had cheesy lines!
Why did the pizza get invited everywhere?
It was a slice of life!
Why did the pizza go to art school?
It wanted to be a masterpiece!
Why did the pizza start running?
To burn some dough!
Why did the pizza get a medal?
For supreme delivery!
Why did the pizza love parties?
Because it was a fun topping!
Why did the pizza sit quietly?
It didn’t want to get grilled!
Why did the pizza go online?
To find more friends to share a slice!
Why did the pizza say thank you?
Because it was on a roll!
Christmas Pizza Jokes
Why did the pizza wear a Santa hat?
Because it wanted to be extra festive!
Why did the Christmas pizza go to the party?
It wanted to spread some cheesy cheer!
Why did the pizza sit by the Christmas tree?
It wanted to get in the holiday spirit!
Why did the pizza bring gifts?
Because it wanted to be a little slice of Santa!
Why did the pizza decorate itself with toppings?
To look like a Christmas tree!
Why did the pizza love Christmas music?
It was all about the jingle crust!
Why did the pizza go to the snow?
To make a doughman!
Why did the pizza blush on Christmas?
Because it saw the crackers dancing!
Why did the pizza wear a scarf?
To keep its crust warm!
Why did the pizza sit near the fireplace?
It wanted a toasty Christmas!
Why did the pizza go caroling?
Because it had the cheesiest voice!
Why did the pizza write a letter to Santa?
It wanted extra toppings this year!
Why did the pizza bake itself early?
To be ready for Christmas dinner!
Why did the pizza invite friends over for Christmas?
It wanted to share a slice of joy!
Why did the pizza wear Christmas lights?
To shine as the star topping!
Why did the pizza go sledding?
It wanted a snow crust adventure!
Why did the pizza eat candy canes?
To get extra sweet toppings!
Why did the pizza love Christmas cookies?
It wanted dessert with its slice!
Why did the pizza leave milk for Santa?
Because it wanted cookies and pizza too!
Why did the pizza hang ornaments on itself?
To be the topping on the Christmas tree!
Why did the pizza tell jokes at the party?
To spread holiday laughter!
Why did the pizza wrap itself like a gift?
Because it wanted to be the best present!
Why did the pizza go ice skating?
It wanted to glide on a frozen crust!
Why did the pizza love Christmas movies?
Because it was all about the cheesy endings!
Why did the pizza get a Christmas medal?
For delivering joy with every slice!
Why did the pizza decorate its box?
To look festive under the tree!
Why did the pizza wear reindeer antlers?
To guide the sleigh of toppings!
Why did the pizza love hot cocoa?
It warmed its cheesy heart!
Why did the pizza join the Christmas parade?
It wanted to roll through town!
Why did the pizza put holly on its crust?
Because it was feeling extra merry!
Why did the pizza invite Santa over?
To share a slice by the chimney!
Why did the pizza love snowmen?
They reminded it of extra cheesy friends!
Why did the pizza sit on a candy cane?
It wanted a sweet holiday ride!
Why did the pizza dance at Christmas?
Because it had a merry crust!
Why did the pizza say “Ho Ho Ho”?
Because it was the cheesiest Santa in town!
Why did the pizza love Christmas morning?
Because every slice was a gift!
Why did the pizza toast with eggnog?
To celebrate a slice of joy!
