Heart Jokes That’ll Pump You Up with Fun

Why did the heart pack a bag?
It wanted to go on a love trip!

What music does the heart like?
Anything with a good beat!

Why did the heart get a better job?
Because it worked hard from the center!

What did the heart say after exercise?
“I feel full of energy!”

Why is the heart always peaceful?
It knows how to stay calm.

What do you call a heart that tells jokes?
A funny ticker!

Why did the heart open a bakery?
It wanted to spread sweetness!

What movie does the heart love?
“Beat It” — it loves the rhythm!

Why doesn’t the heart like the cold?
It likes to stay warm and cozy.

What did the heart say to the clock?
“You tick, I beat!”

Why did the heart break up with the brain?
The brain thought too much!

Why did the heart go to school?
To learn about feelings!

What sport does the heart play?
Beatball!

What happened when the heart went on holiday?
It skipped a beat!

Why did the heart turn red?
It saw someone cute!

What kind of art does the heart enjoy?
Colorful and full of life!

Why did the police catch the heart?
Too many people liked it!

What did the heart say on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you with every beat!”

Why did the heart become a teacher?
To teach love and kindness!

What does a heart use to write notes?
A special pen from the heart!

Why is the heart a good friend?
It’s always open.

What game do hearts like to play?
Spin the love!

Why don’t hearts hide things?
Because they’re honest!

What did the heart say while playing?
“You can’t catch my beat!”

Why is the heart good at cooking?
It adds love to every meal!

What math does the heart like?
Love math!

Why did the heart wear glasses?
To see love better!

What’s a scared heart called?
A jumpy beat!

Why is the heart so emotional?
Because it feels everything!

Why did the heart join a band?
It knows how to keep the rhythm!

What jokes do hearts dislike?
The flat ones!

Why did the heart fail the test?
It skipped too many beats!

What do you call a loving heart?
A hug-pumper!

What did the heart say at the party?
“I hope I meet someone special.”

Why did the heart start working out?
To stay strong and healthy!

Heart Jokes One Liners

My heart is on a love-only diet.

My heart likes to skip just for fun.

I told my heart a joke—it almost popped!

My heart isn’t broken, just needs a little rest.

My heart doesn’t text—it just beats.

My heart acts like a DJ—it always drops a beat.

Don’t mess with my heart—it has strong feelings.

My heart listens well—it never skips what you say.

I asked my heart something—it just said “thump.”

My heart is always moving—it likes to travel.

My heart goes to the gym—it loves cardio!

When I lie, my heart taps like crazy.

My heart flutters every time you smile.

The heart’s job is simple—it just keeps beating.

My heart wants to join a band—it keeps the beat!

My heart loves parties—everyone comes excited!

My heart doesn’t disappear—it just goes quiet.

Even my heart has a schedule—it stays on beat.

My heart always feels first, then thinks.

My heart never sleeps—it just dreams loudly.

My heart’s favorite shape?

A full love circle.

If my heart had a face, it would be red!

My heart’s not cold—it just wants a hug.

Don’t ask my heart to explain—it only feels.

My heart writes poems with its beats.

My heart loves the fall—it flutters with the wind.

My heart failed driving—it kept changing lanes.

My heart works like Wi-Fi—better when you’re near.

I wear my heart openly—it’s honest and kind.

My heart only plays love songs—no skipping!

When shy, my heart hides behind my ribs.

My heart wakes up early—it beats right away.

I gave my heart a map—it still came to you.

My heart loves new things—it beats faster every time.

My heart is a great actor—it shows every feeling.

My heart got a job at the hospital—it works well under pressure.

The heart doctor left me—he said I wasn’t his type.

I told the heart machine a joke—it laughed so hard it stopped!

My heart failed its test—it kept skipping beats.

Heart doctors never lie—they listen to the truth.

My heart got in trouble—for carrying too much love.

The heart and shock machine?

They’re best buddies.

My heart sings in the hospital band—it has great rhythm.

I told the nurse my heart was racing—she said, “Calm down, Romeo!”

My heart’s favorite class?

Pulse 101.

My heart isn’t broken—just a little valve problem.

The heart skipped surgery—it changed its mind!

The heart doctor loves jokes—he has a funny bone.

My heart failed the stress test—too nervous around love!

I love hearts so much, the school called it too much!

The heart and stethoscope?

Always in tune.

My heart works all night—it never stops beating.

I gave my heart to science—they returned it with feedback.

The doctor says I feel too much—it shows in my heartbeat.

My heart tried dating online—it got ignored by the pacemaker.

I told the surgeon I loved her—she said, “That’s not in my notes.”

My heart wants a break—it’s tired of working nonstop.

Heart jokes are fun—especially under pressure!

My heart beats even when I’m lazy—it’s a hard worker.

I asked the doctor, “Is love a disease?”

He said, “Only if it lasts too long.”

I told the heart machine to relax—it was going too fast.

I saw a nurse and fell in love—the monitor beeped louder!

My heart met a stent at the hospital—it was love at first pulse.

I asked for a new heart—they said mine just needs a little rest.

The heart and lungs had a fight—but both are very important.

My heart skips a beat every time I see the operation room.

The doctor checked my heart—it said, “Falling in love.”

My heart reacts to heartbreak—it flutters a lot.

Me and the pacemaker?

We spark every time we meet.

I said, “Take my heart”—the doctor asked for a referral first!

Heart Jokes Funny

My heart asked for a job—it said, “I’m good at pumping!”

I told my heart to relax—it just skipped instead.

My heart tried telling jokes—it really knows how to beat the crowd!

I gave my heart to someone—they gave it right back!

My heart gets jumpy every time I see someone cute.

My heart loves dancing—especially to fast beats!

I asked my heart a question—it just went “thump thump!”

My heart starts flapping every time things get serious.

I told my heart to stay calm—it started spinning!

My heart wants to be famous—it already has a great beat!

My heart always wins arguments—it thumps the loudest.

My heart is tired—it says, “I do all the work around here!”

I tried to scare my heart—it jumped out of surprise!

My heart gets jealous if I laugh too much at someone else’s jokes.

My heart asked for a raise—it said, “I never get a break!”

My heart joined a music band—it loves to keep the beat.

I told my heart to take a break—it kept going anyway.

My heart likes being in charge—it tells me how to feel.

My heart saw someone cute—it started racing like crazy!

I asked my heart for help—it just sent me in circles.

My heart only likes love songs—no serious stuff!

My heart ran a race—it beat everyone!

I tried to stay cool—but my heart started jumping around.

My heart wrote a note—it was full of love beats.

My heart loves acting—it always makes a big scene!

My heart hides when I’m shy—it’s safe behind my ribs.

My heart is a rule-breaker—it skips beats for fun!

I found my heart daydreaming again—it’s so soft.

My heart gets excited before I even say hi!

My heart threw a party—it invited all the feelings!

I told my heart a secret—it showed it on my face!

My heart has one job—but still likes to play with my feelings.

My heart loves music—it messes with every love song!

I showed my heart a mirror—it turned red!

My heart went walking up a hill—now it skips steps!

Knock Knock Heart Jokes