Kids Jokes That Will Make Every Kid a Star Comedian

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because it felt crumby!

Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!

Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

Why did the computer go to art class?
Because it wanted to learn to draw!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

Why did the kid bring a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!

Why did the cow sit on the bench?
It wanted to try out moo-sic!

Why was the belt sent to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!

Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Why did the boy put his watch in the blender?
He wanted to make time fly!

Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes!

Why did the kid sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!

Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad away!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date!

Why did the kid take a ruler to bed?
To see how long they could sleep!

Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!

Why did the duck cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the girl bring string to the party?
To tie up some fun!

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!

Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its parents were in a jam!

Why did the kid put sugar under their pillow?
They wanted sweet dreams!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!

Jokes For 5 Year Olds

Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to learn to split!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!

Why did the teddy bear not eat lunch?
Because it was already stuffed!

Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the frog jump into the lake?
Because it wanted to be a jump star!

Why did the duck say quack?
Because it wanted to make some noise!

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!

Why did the snowman smile?
Because the snowblower said hello!

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!

Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It had a tweetment!

Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the girl put her shoes on the bed?
To give them a good rest!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Why did the cow sit on the bench?
It wanted to try out moo-sic!

Why did the orange stop rolling?
Because it ran out of juice!

Why did the squirrel take an umbrella?
In case of nutty weather!

Why did the turtle cross the road slowly?
Because it didn’t want to shell out too fast!

Why did the pancake go to the party?
Because it was flipping fun!

Why did the bee go to the flower?
Because it wanted to make some buzz!

Why did the kid take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!

Why did the sheep go to the doctor?
Because it felt baaaad!

Why did the frog bring a backpack?
To carry his jump rope!

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because it stuck its neck out too far!

Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its parents were in a jam!

Why did the cat nap all day?
Because it was feline sleepy!

Why did the pizza go to the party?
Because it was a slice of fun!

Why did the robot go to school?
Because it wanted to improve its skills!

Why did the sun go to college?
To get a little brighter!

Why did the kid bring sugar to bed?
For sweet dreams!

Why did the bunny eat carrots?
Because it didn’t want to miss a hopportunity!

Jokes For 6 7 Year Olds

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!

Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!

Why did the bee go to school?
To learn the buzz words!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes!

Why did the pancake go to the party?
Because it was flipping fun!

Why did the cow sit on the bench?
It wanted to hear some moo-sic!

Why did the squirrel bring an umbrella?
In case of nutty weather!

Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Why did the duck cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the kid take a ruler to bed?
To see how long they could sleep!

Why did the robot go to school?
Because it wanted to improve its skills!

Why did the apple stop in the road?
Because it ran out of juice!

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because it stuck its neck out too far!

Why did the turtle cross the road slowly?
Because it didn’t want to shell out too fast!

Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!

Why did the cat nap all day?
Because it was feline tired!

Why did the kid bring sugar to bed?
For sweet dreams!

Why did the butterfly get good grades?
Because it always flutters to success!

Why did the cow make a joke?
Because it wanted to be amoosing!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
Because it wanted to be poly-unsaturated!

Why did the pizza go to the party?
Because it was a slice of fun!

Why did the monkey like bananas?
Because they had appeal!

Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split because I saw ice cream!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door, it’s me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo hoo.
Boo hoo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a funny joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go mooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yo da best at opening doors!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use hiding, I know it’s you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bees.
Bees who?
Bees careful, I’m telling jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to smile today!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Calm down, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup and say hello!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo boo.
Boo boo who?
Don’t cry, I’m joking again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m busy laughing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door, I’m hungry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf you very much!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your cookie jar, yum!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick out this funny joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza cake, I love birthdays!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked hiking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Make up your mind, cow or owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle lot of fun telling jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you more jokes!

Jokes For 4 Year Olds

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!

Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon!

Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because it felt crumby!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the duck say quack?
Because it wanted to make some noise!

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!

Why did the frog jump into the lake?
Because it wanted to be a jump star!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Why did the cow sit on the bench?
It wanted to try some moo-sic!

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!

Why did the bird go to the hospital?
Because it needed tweetment!

Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because it stuck its neck out too far!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!

Why did the banana split?
Because it saw the ice cream!

Why did the sheep go to sleep?
Because it was very ewes-tired!

Why did the pig take a bath?
Because it was a little dirty hog!

Why did the turtle cross the road slowly?
Because it didn’t want to shell out too fast!

Why did the cow make a funny face?
Because it was amoosed!

Why did the frog take a backpack?
To carry his jump rope!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to bed?
To reach the stars!

Why did the orange stop rolling?
Because it ran out of juice!

Why did the bee go to school?
To learn the buzz words!

Why did the cat nap all day?
Because it was feline sleepy!

Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!

Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its parents were in a jam!

Why did the mouse bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to pack its cheese!

Why did the kid take a ruler to bed?
To see how long they could sleep!

Why did the robot go to school?
Because it wanted to improve its skills!

Why did the pizza go to the party?
Because it was a slice of fun!

Why did the carrot go to the dance?
Because it was a root-tastic time!

Why did the bunny eat carrots?
Because it didn’t want to miss a hopportunity!

Jokes For 6 Year Olds