Want to make your sister laugh? These Sister jokes are fun and easy to share. They are full of silly and playful moments that will make both of you smile and laugh together!
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Sister Jokes
Why did my sister take a ladder to the kitchen?
She wanted to cook on a higher level!
What do you call a sister who never stops talking?
A chatty-sis!
Why was my sister staring at the orange juice?
She heard it was full of “concentration.”
What did my sister say when I ate her candy?
“You’re not my favorite anymore!”
Why does my sister take forever to get ready?
Because she thinks she’s in a movie!
Why did my sister put her homework in the fridge?
She wanted cooler grades!
What kind of music does my sister love most?
The kind that makes me crazy!
Why did my sister start working at a bakery?
She needed some dough!
What do you call it when your sister takes your clothes?
A closet crime!
Why did my sister become a detective?
To find out who touched her stuff!
What’s a word that scares sisters?
Screenshot!
Why did my sister take a pillow to class?
She wanted to nap during lessons.
Why does my sister love mirrors?
Because they always agree with her!
What did my sister say when she beat me in a game?
“Bow down, little one!”
Why did my sister bring sunscreen indoors?
Because she loves being in the spotlight!
What’s my sister’s favorite school subject?
Drama, of course!
Why did my sister delete my playlist?
She said my music needed silence.
What did my sister say when I called her annoying?
“I try my best!”
Why did my sister bring her phone to dinner?
She didn’t want to miss any gossip!
How does my sister always win arguments?
She just keeps talking until I give up!
Why did my sister start planting flowers?
She’s trying to grow patience!
What’s my sister’s favorite kind of running?
Running late!
Why did my sister eat all the cookies?
Sharing isn’t her thing.
How do I know my sister is lying?
She suddenly looks innocent.
What’s my sister’s hidden talent?
Taking my things and calling them hers.
Why did my sister bring makeup to the gym?
To look good while lifting!
What do you call a sister who always borrows money?
A cash-sis!
Why did my sister change the Wi-Fi password?
So she could be the boss.
Why did my sister sleep with a flashlight?
To find her beauty in the dark!
What’s my sister really good at?
Ignoring chores.
Why did my sister laugh at her own joke?
Because she’s her own fan!
What did my sister say when I told her to grow up?
“Maybe later… after my nap!”
Funny Sister Jokes
Why did my sister take a spoon to the computer?
She wanted to eat while surfing the internet!
What did my sister say when I called her dramatic?
“I’m not dramatic, I’m just the main character!”
Why did my sister hide the TV remote?
She loves having all the power!
Why did my sister wear makeup before sleeping?
She wanted to look cute in her dreams!
What do you call a sister who eats your fries?
A sneaky snack thief!
Why does my sister stay in the shower for so long?
Because she’s performing her favorite songs!
Why did my sister keep opening the fridge?
She hoped new food would appear!
What happened when my sister tried to cook?
The smoke alarm started cheering!
Why did my sister take her phone to the bathroom?
She needed scrolling time!
Why did my sister talk to her plants?
Because they never interrupt her!
Why did my sister take a mirror to the park?
She likes to reflect in nature!
Why did my sister delete my playlist?
She said it hurt her ears!
What did my sister say when she borrowed my shirt?
“It looks better on me anyway!”
Why did my sister bring a pillow to school?
Because she’s studying sleeping!
What do you call a sister who loves selfies?
A picture queen!
Why did my sister take her laptop to the beach?
To surf the web and the waves!
Why did my sister set ten alarms?
She wakes up one ring at a time!
What happened when my sister baked a cake?
Even the oven gave up!
Why did my sister wear sunglasses inside?
She thinks she’s a celebrity!
Why did my sister smile at the mirror?
She saw her favorite person!
Why did my sister start a diary?
So she could argue with herself later!
What did my sister do when she lost her phone?
Borrowed mine and never gave it back!
Why did my sister dance in the kitchen?
Because the food made her happy!
What happened when my sister joined the gym?
She took more selfies than squats!
Why did my sister want Wi-Fi at a picnic?
Trees are nice, but she loves the internet more!
Why did my sister scream at a spider?
It was sitting where she wanted to take a selfie!
Why did my sister stare at her closet?
She hoped new clothes would appear!
Why did my sister laugh at her reflection?
She thought she was watching a comedy show!
What did my sister say when I called her lazy?
“I’m not lazy, I’m saving energy!”
Why did my sister take so long to pick socks?
She wanted them to match her mood!
What do you call it when your sister eats your snacks?
A snack robbery!
Why did my sister go to the library?
To take pictures with smart books!
Why did my sister paint her nails at midnight?
Because she says beauty has no bedtime!
What did my sister say when I called her weird?
“Thanks! Normal is boring!”
Your Sister Jokes
Why did your sister take a map to the mall?
She always gets lost while shopping!
Why was your sister staring at her phone all night?
She was waiting for her brain to reply!
What happened when your sister tried to cook?
Even the smoke alarm gave up on her!
Why did your sister wear sunglasses in the rain?
She said the thunder was too bright!
What do you call your sister when she keeps your clothes?
A forever borrower!
Why did your sister take a pencil to bed?
She wanted to draw her dreams!
What happened when your sister went to the gym?
She took photos instead of exercising!
Why does your sister keep opening the fridge?
She hopes new food will magically appear!
Why does your sister stare in the mirror for so long?
She’s waiting for it to say she’s beautiful!
Why did your sister put her phone in the blender?
She wanted to make a smooth call!
Why did your sister take a ladder to school?
She wanted to reach higher grades!
What do you call your sister who eats all your snacks?
A snack thief!
Why did your sister bring her laptop to the beach?
To surf online and on the waves!
What happened when your sister baked a cake?
The cake gave up halfway!
Why did your sister put her homework in the freezer?
She wanted to cool down her grades!
Why does your sister stay in the shower for so long?
Because she’s giving her own concert!
What did your sister say when she lost her phone?
“My life is over!”
Why did your sister take a blanket to the park?
She wanted to nap outdoors!
Why does your sister talk to the mirror?
Because it listens better than anyone else!
What did your sister do when the Wi-Fi stopped working?
She started talking to real people for once!
Why did your sister wear makeup to the gym?
She wanted to look good while lifting weights!
Why did your sister bring a ruler to dinner?
To measure her food!
What happened when your sister tried to fix the TV?
She broke the remote instead!
Why did your sister smile at the mirror?
She saw her favorite person!
Why did your sister take her charger to the party?
She didn’t want to lose power while dancing!
What did your sister say after watching a scary movie?
“I’m never sleeping with the lights off again!”
Why did your sister stand in front of her closet for hours?
She hoped new clothes would appear!
Why did your sister bring a spoon to class?
She wanted to stir up fun!
What did your sister do when she saw a spider?
She screamed louder than the alarm!
Why did your sister wear heels in the kitchen?
She said cooking needs confidence!
What happened when your sister rode a bike?
She forgot how to use the brakes!
Why does your sister carry a notebook everywhere?
To write down her “brilliant” thoughts!
Why does your sister look at the moon every night?
She says it understands her feelings!
What happened when your sister took a music class?
The instruments refused to play!
Why did your sister laugh at her phone?
She found her own selfie funny!
Roast Your Sister Jokes
Why did your sister take a map to the mall?
She always gets lost while shopping.
Why was your sister staring at her phone?
She was waiting for a smart thought to appear!
What happened when your sister tried to cook?
The smoke alarm started clapping!
Why did your sister wear sunglasses in the rain?
She thought the thunder was too bright.
What do you call your sister when she keeps your clothes?
A forever borrower.
Why did your sister take a pencil to bed?
She wanted to draw her dreams.
What did your sister do at the gym?
She took selfies instead of working out.
Why does your sister keep opening the fridge?
She hopes something new will show up.
Why does your sister stare in the mirror so long?
She’s waiting for it to talk back.
Why did your sister put her phone in the blender?
She wanted to mix up her contacts.
Why did your sister take a ladder to school?
She wanted higher grades.
What do you call your sister who eats all your snacks?
A snack stealer.
Why did your sister bring her laptop to the beach?
To surf online and in the sea.
What happened when your sister baked a cake?
The cake decided not to rise!
Why did your sister put her homework in the freezer?
She wanted to cool down her stress.
Why does your sister stay in the shower so long?
She’s performing her own concert.
What did your sister say when she lost her phone?
“My life is over!”
Why did your sister take a blanket to the park?
She planned to nap outside.
Why does your sister talk to the mirror?
Because it listens quietly.
What did your sister do when the Wi-Fi stopped working?
She started talking to real people!
Why did your sister wear makeup to the gym?
She wanted to look good while sweating.
Why did your sister bring a ruler to dinner?
She wanted to measure her fries.
What happened when your sister tried to fix the TV?
She broke the remote instead.
Why did your sister smile at the mirror?
She saw her favorite person.
Why did your sister take her charger to a party?
She didn’t want to lose power while dancing.
What did your sister say after a scary movie?
“I’m sleeping with the lights on!”
Why did your sister stand in front of her closet so long?
She hoped new clothes would appear.
Why did your sister bring a spoon to school?
She wanted to stir up trouble.
What did your sister do when she saw a spider?
She screamed like it was a monster.
Why did your sister wear heels in the kitchen?
She said it helps her cook with style.
What happened when your sister rode a bike?
She forgot how to stop!
Why does your sister always carry a notebook?
To write down her “genius” ideas.
Why does your sister look at the moon every night?
She says it understands her better than people.
What happened when your sister joined music class?
The instruments gave up!
Why did your sister laugh at her phone?
She was looking at her own selfie.
Roast Your Sister Jokes One Liners
Your sister thinks Wi-Fi means “Why fight?”
Even mirrors get confused by her outfits.
Your sister types slower than a sleepy snail.
She calls tech support when her calculator stops working.
Her cooking could be used as a prank.
Even her shadow gets tired of following her.
Her brain takes forever to load new thoughts.
If being lazy was a sport, she’d never show up to play.
Your sister once got lost on her own street.
She really believes undo works in real life.
She smiles at her reflection like it’s her biggest fan.
Her alarm clock gave up trying to wake her up.
Her jokes are so bad even crickets stay quiet.
She takes ten minutes to answer a yes-or-no question.
Her outfit choices could scare a fashion designer.
Jumping to conclusions is her daily workout.
She argues with the GPS and still gets lost.
Your sister brings drama everywhere she goes.
She once managed to burn ice while cooking.
Even autocorrect can’t figure out what she means.
She says her phone battery is low when she’s just tired.
Beauty sleep doesn’t seem to help her much.
She once searched online for how to spell Google.
She thought Bluetooth was a tooth infection.
Her dance moves could break a phone signal.
She talks more to her camera filters than her friends.
She tried charging her sandwich once.
Her playlist skips her songs out of pity.
She thinks multitasking means eating and scrolling.
She could trip over invisible Wi-Fi.
Her sense of direction only points in circles.
Even her mirror sighs when it sees her in the morning.
Her version of cooking is ordering delivery.
She proves that common sense isn’t very common.
Her brain takes coffee breaks more often than she does.
Short Roast Your Sister Jokes
Your sister’s selfies need a warning sign.
She thinks “undo” works in real life.
Her cooking scares smoke alarms.
She takes forever to reply to a text.
Your sister could get lost in a straight hallway.
Even her shadow avoids her.
Her sense of direction only goes in circles.
She calls tech support for her own computer.
Her jokes are so bad even crickets stay quiet.
She argues with GPS and still gets lost.
She thinks Wi-Fi is magic.
Mirrors sigh when they see her.
Her playlist skips her songs to save the listener.
She could trip over invisible Wi-Fi.
She talks to filters more than people.
Beauty sleep doesn’t help her.
She Googled how to spell Google.
Her dance moves could break a Wi-Fi signal.
She tried to charge her phone with a sandwich.
She smiles at her reflection like it’s a fan club.
Her alarm clock gave up on waking her.
She burns water while cooking pasta.
Jumping to conclusions is her favorite exercise.
She spends hours picking socks like it’s fashion week.
Even autocorrect can’t fix her messages.
She once got lost in a shopping mall.
She brings drama everywhere she goes.
Her brain takes more breaks than she does.
She wears sunglasses indoors thinking she’s famous.
She laughs at her own jokes before anyone else.
She thinks multitasking is eating and scrolling at the same time.
She argued with a mirror and lost.
Her fashion choices could scare a cat.
She says “low battery” when she’s just tired.
Her idea of cooking is ordering food.
